I've become such a cynical Cowboys fan

Roadtrip635

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So dos worms are better than una?
Sometimes I think you yanks use sly humor like the Scots to mislead me and the naïve "bros" here.


Two is always better than one, less fights that way. While that was the first fight I had seen over the worm, it wasn't the last. People get strange at the end of a bottle of mezcal.
 

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Benjy? Lol... holy hell.
Hellfire!
Um, a refined Launcelot, 'Lump,' to the ticket buyers.
Lad, keep reading that Falkner (the real original spelling). He is a goldmine for diction and cadence. An American treasure he is!
 

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Fascinating!
Do you know Mr. Villa, brother of Bob Villa of this Old House, was the only one besides the Brits, who at one time invaded the U.S. ?
,,,er,,,as in that " IN 1814 WE TOOK A LITTLE TRIP ( slam!, yer lame burning otf of the 1812 exit orifice leakage sorely exhibited to you denuded tools of BB GUN OWNERSHIP ALONG WITH THAT COL ..Jackson GUYS down the mighty MissiP!,,, CUZ ' WHEN OK' hickory SAID we could hilariously de-pants you tea &lime rind chewing MO-FO'S in injun style affair to that ghastly bloodletting engagement ,,,,, yer' imperial brand of HMS brand G D BACON done got fryied up enough fer' yer royal forces of LOSERDOM to not swish nor twitch twice that second time around us ,with yer' wrinkled up Richard casing-liner of bent& bloodied dickless fame, or the third time you ,,ah,,never, your mind is a sharp razor of what,, ,heh?,,, as long as he'll fort up in yer' cause, heh?:hammer:



 

Melonfeud

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That's not true. Tequila is made from only the blue agave and mezcal can be made from any number of different agaves. They are also not distilled in the same way, similar flavors but not quite the same.
*bacanora*
Copy that ! For the sideline contemporary of our pre ' 34' revenuer will definitely roast that hootch outta' whatever agave cactus's casing-liner them rebel Mexican ner'do-wells ,,, don't care,,,,regardless of the masterful art in painstakingly adhered process,,, yer' still swilling cactus squeezins of hard fought fame that ,,, in all honesty,? would kick the hell out of your average rookie NFL draft choice pick if he stumbled across it in the desert in its native environment.
* ha! if you even try to ' chew barrelhead/suck prickly pear,you'll die of the drizzling $* HTS ,,,,in no uncertain short order!o_O
 

Melonfeud

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Fascinating!
Do you know Mr. Villa, brother of Bob Villa of this Old House, was the only one besides the Brits, who at one time invaded the U.S. ?
If I told you I've an original 1873 Springfield trapdoor 45-7O that Geronimo his self once surrendered unto me ,if I'd promise to stop laying the ancient & stylized 'dirk diggler' casing-liner SQUAW SURPRISE every time he'd take to the war trail?,,, it's true,,,oh,so true,,,cuz' you've( yerself) have prolly done saw it on T.V ,,,,o_O
* could you be of slight interest in an 1898 of krag- Jorgensen in the 30-40 flavoured casing-liner friend? ,,,o_O
 

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That's not true. Tequila is made from only the blue agave and mezcal can be made from any number of different agaves. They are also not distilled in the same way, similar flavors but not quite the same.
While technically correct, and thank you - they are all basically "tequilas" of differing qualities.
To me...
 

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Well. I'm still here off and on. So not disaffected or cynical enough I guess. But I'm just lurking now.

Not really engaged. I expect this franchise to fail year over year. And it does.

We're the Cleveland Browns now. Just with a richer and more storied past. But the past is fading into time. Into the fog. As you put it.
 

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I need to find that Quote of which you've pulled,,, for in the past the obvious anal leakage that was mentally induced and occurred by which all who fall victim ,,,was whole heartfeltingly designed as to the spring offensive in it's onslaught of bendeding internet twats snouts by my merely man sack of monkey tapping a keyboard posted casing-liner!,,,, as it's been claimed I've been "birthed" on a midnight drill bit change out,,, lest glyye spines forget,,,o_O
Geez! Lol. Remind me of the artist, Beck.
 

Melonfeud

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Geez! Lol. Remind me of the artist, Beck.
Johann Sebastian?,,,er,,,or that pigeon wing,choking on the splinters LOSER casing-liner?


* I luv that dude:thumbup:
** that trailer park punk ruffian prolly been sapping my psychic mind Vibes since day one,,,:huh:,,,huh?


o_O:starspin:o_O
 

Melonfeud

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Geez! Lol. Remind me of the artist, Beck.
Come on Fletch,,, venture just a bit deeper into the ' kill-zone' of no sane nor survivable land of a Melon mucked-up Feudian pre coordinated utilization of the topographical Terrain,pal & highly liked friend,,,o_O



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If I told you I've an original 1873 Springfield trapdoor 45-7O that Geronimo his self once surrendered unto me ,if I'd promise to stop laying the ancient & stylized 'dirk diggler' casing-liner SQUAW SURPRISE every time he'd take to the war trail?,,, it's true,,,oh,so true,,,cuz' you've( yerself) have prolly done saw it on T.V ,,,,o_O
* could you be of slight interest in an 1898 of krag- Jorgensen in the 30-40 flavoured casing-liner friend? ,,,o_O
No ... no, I am more a scandinavian contemporary kind of guy with 1940s clean-
Ine aesthetics. But it sounds fun and enthralling and stuff.
 

Melonfeud

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Ah-ha! The art-decko Aesthetics of the 1930's streamlined Walther 7.65acp vest pistol is of yer' genuine breeding & refined tastes,,,,& I could've had a v-8 with that prior 'glug' of self induced loving gratitude I true do try to express towards my fellows of football fans,,,,er,,,most of the time ANYWAY:thumbup:


* I swear I'd thunderstomp those google weasle nutted auto correct casing-liners and use them either as trout Line bait up on the Canadian river & if that ain't carrying enough flow, well,,, reckon those thunder-stomped auto weasel-nurrs would syluffer the dry ice beer cooler adventure to the Ohio casing-liner,,,:yourock:* oh yes! The thunderous festival is truly year round fer the to numb to be cold& to stupid to care what they look like with frozen snot adhered to yer' facial haired face,,,,ya! Those dudes are royal A-HOLES in the jokes dept. In that Hicksville A.O . :thumbup:




* I could go " back home" in 12 hours wheel time!,,,but it ain't home like the rubbed thin memories,,,,:(
 
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