I've become such a cynical Cowboys fan

[guag]

Obviously! ,,,the answer is YES!,,,
I could suggest you stealthily secure & re- incarcerate
the Captivity of the one : FOGHORN LEGHORN,a cocky rooster possessing exemplary motivational skills of which I've kept securely held under my bed in captivity fer' years!,,,



* good luck with that endeavour friend , for I hardly ever eat& never SLEEP!(as that mouthy cocky casing-liner of a cock rooster I've nail down under my bed keeps the universe itself on an even keel)



Sheese- wheeze!

At least exhibit a can of " motivational exuberance"
Outta' yer' c-rat ambush menu,,,

I'd love to be a fly on the wall during a conversation between you and @GimmeTheBall! ... certainly would be a hell of a lot more entertaining than most Cowboys games lately.

 

[Melonfeud]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall during a conversation between you and @GimmeTheBall! ... certainly would be a hell of a lot more entertaining than most Cowboys games lately.

Ha! Ya& I've a double barrelled middle gold encrusty clad ring fingers launched forthwith & flying yer' way my fellow brother friend&fan!
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*I'd have to dig them out of the forgotten detritus of past battles box up high on that bedroom shelf,,,bro

 

[dallasdave]

Ha! Ya& I've a double barrelled middle gold encrusty clad ring fingers launched forthwith & flying yer' way my fellow brother friend&fan!
..
*I'd have to dig them out of the forgotten detritus of past battles box up high on that bedroom shelf,,,bro

TOTALLY AWESOME!!!

 

[jobberone]

Repent.

 

[dallasdave]

,,,er,,,as in that " IN 1814 WE TOOK A LITTLE TRIP ( slam!, yer lame burning otf of the 1812 exit orifice leakage sorely exhibited to you denuded tools of BB GUN OWNERSHIP ALONG WITH THAT COL ..Jackson GUYS down the mighty MissiP!,,, CUZ ' WHEN OK' hickory SAID we could hilariously de-pants you tea &lime rind chewing MO-FO'S in injun style affair to that ghastly bloodletting engagement ,,,,, yer' imperial brand of HMS brand G D BACON done got fryied up enough fer' yer royal forces of LOSERDOM to not swish nor twitch twice that second time around us ,with yer' wrinkled up Richard casing-liner of bent& bloodied dickless fame, or the third time you ,,ah,,never, your mind is a sharp razor of what,, ,heh?,,, as long as he'll fort up in yer' cause, heh?

Wow, that was so deep Gimme is still digging out

 

[CouchCoach]

Well. I'm still here off and on. So not disaffected or cynical enough I guess. But I'm just lurking now.

Not really engaged. I expect this franchise to fail year over year. And it does.

We're the Cleveland Browns now. Just with a richer and more storied past. But the past is fading into time. Into the fog. As you put it.

I hope you get engaged soon. You don't have to actually get married but introducing your betrothed as your fiancée is pretty nifty and not trothing but actually schtupping is even cooler.

 

[Melonfeud]

Wow, that was so deep Gimme is still digging out

Ya,well when the MELON lobs his counter battery of FEUDIAN of ferocity in the fiercely fired ' hot tubed' style as only one whose dialed in & DEAD NUTTS b flyn' all OVER THAT flying concussed zinging razor shared A.O. whatever poor MO-FO be hunkered down& praying to that sweet baby Jesus to be saving them while their pissingdown the leg & while making water into that left combat boot there sporting!


* from every combat veteran I've ever listened to growing up, took orders from or got drunk & high with * then tried to arrest me cuz' they sported a badge,,,,to a swinging man handle,,,,ww1,ww11, Korea& Vietnam,,,,that incoming was the tightest of puckered clinched casing-liners they've ever cared to talk about,,,(lol one ol' beer bellyied oil patch pulling unit operator had a pudd gig at an air base in Italy,,, till the GERMANS hit his air base with them there"bouncing Betty's" casing-liners,ol' Olin leech,told me Jessie Owens his self might of been lucky to have caught sight of his vapor trail as he was hauling it to the 'pits' cuz' if it lands on you,,,it is " dead nuts on",,,er,,,you should read that as
" dead nuts off" in a vaporized mist sorta view

 

[dallasdave]

Ya,well when the MELON lobs his counter battery of FEUDIAN of ferocity in the fiercely fired ' hot tubed' style as only one whose dialed in & DEAD NUTTS b flyn' all OVER THAT flying concussed zinging razor shared A.O. whatever poor MO-FO be hunkered down& praying to that sweet baby Jesus to be saving them while their pissingdown the leg & while making water into that left combat boot there sporting!


* from every combat veteran I've ever listened to growing up, took orders from or got drunk & high with * then tried to arrest me cuz' they sported a badge,,,,to a swinging man handle,,,,ww1,ww11, Korea& Vietnam,,,,that incoming was the tightest of puckered clinched casing-liners they've ever cared to talk about,,,(lol one ol' beer bellyied oil patch pulling unit operator had a pudd gig at an air base in Italy,,, till the GERMANS hit his air base with them there"bouncing Betty's" casing-liners,ol' Olin leech,told me Jessie Owens his self might of been lucky to have caught sight of his vapor trail as he was hauling it to the 'pits' cuz' if it lands on you,,,it is " dead nuts on",,,er,,,you should read that as
" dead nuts off" in a vaporized mist sorta view

Wow you just sent Gimme to China through a sewer pipe, through a cess pool, into the tar pit. Well done indeed SIR !!!

 

[Melonfeud]

I hope you get engaged soon. You don't have to actually get married but introducing your betrothed as your fiancée is pretty nifty and not trothing but actually schtupping is even cooler.

Sez' you CC,,,as every time I'd troted that " fiance casing-liner crap I be always been empirically& 110% derided bye my esteemed every day peers,,,yet some JAG 10 years my senior was grooving in copesthetic fashion with his fiance,,,, of shacked up slamming?
I've grown " damn near sick to death of the peer views& kinda tired of them zippo& one hand blade filtching rent a vac-u-suck pit pump HOSE BEASTS,,,also,,,SHEESE!

 

[Melonfeud]

Wow you just sent Gimme to China through a sewer pipe, through a cess pool, into the tar pit. Well done indeed SIR !!!

Sheet baby,flock! I surely didn't mean to,nor intended an languishing pang of nothing more than a quick glance of the plastic spray bottle of Bactine in his mirrored bathroom casing-liner would be required in his recovery from me,,,, knock it off Dave,,,ol' gimme can ruff-n-tumble

 

[dallasdave]

Sheet baby,flock! I surely didn't mean to,nor intended an languishing pang of nothing more than a quick glance of the plastic spray bottle of Bactine in his mirrored bathroom casing-liner would be required in his recovery from me,,,, knock it off Dave,,,ol' gimme can ruff-n-tumble

Just having some fun Blimey

 

[dallasdave]

Sez' you CC,,,as every time I'd troted that " fiance casing-liner crap I be always been empirically& 110% derided bye my esteemed every day peers,,,yet some JAG 10 years my senior was grooving in copesthetic fashion with his fiance,,,, of shacked up slamming?
I've grown " damn near sick to death of the peer views& kinda tired of them zippo& one hand blade filtching rent a vac-u-suck pit pump HOSE BEASTS,,,also,,,SHEESE!

TOTALLY AWESOME!!!

 

[dallasdave]

Obviously! ,,,the answer is YES!,,,
I could suggest you stealthily secure & re- incarcerate
the Captivity of the one : FOGHORN LEGHORN,a cocky rooster possessing exemplary motivational skills of which I've kept securely held under my bed in captivity fer' years!,,,



* good luck with that endeavour friend , for I hardly ever eat& never SLEEP!(as that mouthy cocky casing-liner of a cock rooster I've nail down under my bed keeps the universe itself on an even keel)



Sheese- wheeze!

At least exhibit a can of " motivational exuberance"
Outta' yer' c-rat ambush menu,,,

FOGHORN LEGHORN,a cocky rooster possessing exemplary motivational skills of which I've kept securely held under my bed in captivity fer' years!,,,
I have been laughing for 30 minutes !!!!!!

 

[dallasdave]

So, you didn't get to see that renowned old TV show "The Twilight Zone" in your locale? If not, you missed out!

Good stuff

 

[dallasdave]

You evidently know nothing of that series. It was a comnpelling show offering a variety of ingriguing tales. Where were you?

 

[dallasdave]

I reckon thats a smouldering smoking steamer HI-SPEEDING & ZERO DRAG of NEGATORY,,,

* I've fingerprint free pre- loaded mags in my tac-vest should you require bumping them there ugly's with me out there over the contested bush of some hoochie mama- son ,,,,just so you know,,, pal.

Ok I have to stop laughing -I give myself an hour !!!!!

 

[dallasdave]

You’ve probably hung out here too long.

Good advice

 

[dallasdave]

Oh,ye,foul& least of fearsome fun pokeries,AS ye be amassed agin the fortuitous & firmly fair MELON of FEUD,IS & SHALL IT BE HEH?
** my momma's Irish moonshiner clan strucke ' new world ' dirt in 1630 you non-wild Indian whiskey swilling HOSERS of LOSERDOM,, (pack that tight in yer' pipe & strike a Lucifer,,,fellers)





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Words to live by.

 

[aria]

........feels like Groundhogs Day, the same gyrations year after year. I hate it!

Am I in a fog, am I missing us getting closer?

No, you’re not in a fog, you’ve just been watching the Cowboys for the past 20+ years.

 

[dallasdave]

No, you’re not in a fog, you’ve just been watching the Cowboys for the past 20+ years.

Yeah it's way past time for the Cowboys to win another Super Bowl