I've become such a cynical Cowboys fan

Corso

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Oh,ye,foul& least of fearsome fun pokeries,AS ye be amassed agin the fortuitous & firmly fair MELON of FEUD,IS & SHALL IT BE HEH?
** my momma's Irish moonshiner clan strucke ' new world ' dirt in 1630 you non-wild Indian whiskey swilling HOSERS of LOSERDOM,, (pack that tight in yer' pipe & strike a Lucifer,,,fellers:rolleyes:)





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I reckon thats a smouldering smoking steamer HI-SPEEDING & ZERO DRAG of NEGATORY,,,o_O

* I've fingerprint free pre- loaded mags in my tac-vest should you require bumping them there ugly's with me out there over the contested bush of some hoochie mama- son ,,,,just so you know,,, pal.




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There ES, now aren't you sorry you asked. I've learned with Melon to take the first one, asking for more clarification only pulls you down deeper into the spiral.
 

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To each his own. I'm not trying to confuse anyone; surely not you or anyone else. Like many viewers, I have found "The Twilight Zone" a thoroughly entertaining and highly imaginative series. Not especially enamored with the "yanks" comment, though, since we're all human beings trying to get along as well as possible. I bear no resentment over differences in place of birth. If you're curious as to what that "golden oldie" is all about, you might check it out late at night on New Years Eve. You just might change any pre-conceived idea as to whether you might like it nor not. ;) What's ABQ, by the way?

ABQ is a beloved mod. A rare kind.
 

Melonfeud

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I need to find that Quote of which you've pulled,,, for in the past the obvious anal leakage that was mentally induced and occurred by which all who fall victim ,,,was whole heartfeltingly designed as to the spring offensive in it's onslaught of bendeding internet twats snouts by my merely man sack of monkey tapping a keyboard posted casing-liner!,,,, as it's been claimed I've been "birthed" on a midnight drill bit change out,,, lest glyye spines forget,,,o_O
 

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I think it also has to do with having a lot of these 8-8 type of years. If we had 2 or 3 years in a row where we were drafting in the top 5-10, it would be a lot easier to rebuild.

So true, party lad!
All these 8-8 seasons of mediocrity have given us ... mediocre drafts. A vicious cycle, ruffians!
 

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People will make anything after Tequila...


It's even worse after drinking mezcal.

After a spirited night of drinking mezcal with a buddy and his brother, they got into a fight about who was gonna get to eat the worm. They start flailing around and wrestling and eventually break the bottle. I laugh and tell them to buy Dos Gusanos Mezcal next time, since each bottle has 2 worms, to avoid any future fights. Of couse, now they're PO'ed at me for not sharing that information before they bought the bottle.

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:lmao: that's over the horizon awesome r635:lmao2:
* I've actually ' hung' a Mexican barn wood framed picture of Pancho Villa on the wall of my shtf backhoe excavated command bunker,,,,:thumbup:

* * god almighty hissellf truly do love him some Mexican cooking:yourock::dance::yourock:

Fascinating!
Do you know Mr. Villa, brother of Bob Villa of this Old House, was the only one besides the Brits, who at one time invaded the U.S. ?
 

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It's even worse after drinking mezcal.

After a spirited night of drinking mezcal with a buddy and his brother, they got into a fight about who was gonna get to eat the worm. They start flailing around and wrestling and eventually break the bottle. I laugh and tell them to buy Dos Gusanos Mezcal next time, since each bottle has 2 worms, to avoid any future fights. Of couse, now they're PO'ed at me for not sharing that information before they bought the bottle.

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Mezcal is simply Tequila made outside of Los Altos like sparkling wine is the same as champagne made outside of Champagne, France.

It's not what it is, it's how much you take in what timeframe.
 

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It's even worse after drinking mezcal.

After a spirited night of drinking mezcal with a buddy and his brother, they got into a fight about who was gonna get to eat the worm. They start flailing around and wrestling and eventually break the bottle. I laugh and tell them to buy Dos Gusanos Mezcal next time, since each bottle has 2 worms, to avoid any future fights. Of couse, now they're PO'ed at me for not sharing that information before they bought the bottle.

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So dos worms are better than una?
Sometimes I think you yanks use sly humor like the Scots to mislead me and the naïve "bros" here.
 

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There ES, now aren't you sorry you asked. I've learned with Melon to take the first one, asking for more clarification only pulls you down deeper into the spiral.
:lmao2: AH-HA!
As the salt shaker of somewhat freckled wisdom appears to have took anchor upon yer' aged forehead is truly worthy of a genuine sit down listen to, my friend,, YET AVAST all ye remainders of sea cucumber skinners in yer wet off watch slimy dreams ,,,I've a fresh load ready handy lest ye ferget,& a stunned buffalo left hook even the natives of the dark coconut respect,,:lmao:



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Mezcal is simply Tequila made outside of Los Altos like sparkling wine is the same as champagne made outside of Champagne, France.

It's not what it is, it's how much you take in what timeframe.
I heard that it can cause hallucinations like that cactus they grow in Honduras.
 

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Mezcal is simply Tequila made outside of Los Altos like sparkling wine is the same as champagne made outside of Champagne, France.

It's not what it is, it's how much you take in what timeframe.


That's not true. Tequila is made from only the blue agave and mezcal can be made from any number of different agaves. They are also not distilled in the same way, similar flavors but not quite the same.
 

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That's not true. Tequila is made from only the blue agave and mezcal can be made from any number of different agaves. They are also not distilled in the same way, similar flavors but not quite the same.
You men keep your fancy liqueurs. Give me maté, anytime!
 
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