I've written two articles for Weekly World News!

[Reverend Conehead]

This is the tabloid that used to be in most supermarkets and ran wild and bizarre articles. They still have an online version. The story I liked was the one where they said (during the 2nd gulf war) that Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein had had a gay marriage and had adopted a shaved ape baby.

I can't reveal the contents of my articles, but I'll let y'all know if they publish them. I think they will. When I read through WWN, something just feels right. I feel right at home. Some of you might be wondering if the stuff they publish is true. I can state categorically that everything they publish is completely true for sure 100 percent guaranteed without a doubt. Yup. Wish me luck that they accept my articles. I have a bunch more ideas for stuff I can write for them.

 

[DallasEast]

I can't reveal the contents of my articles, but I'll let y'all know if they publish them.

There is a high probability you will be banned from Cowboyszone permanently if one or both articles do not contain any material about Amber Beard.

I'm kidding! I would never ban you over something that trivial!







...but Amber might.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

There is a high probability you will be banned from Cowboyszone permanently if one or both articles do not contain any material about Amber Beard.

I'm kidding! I would never ban you over something that trivial!

...but Amber might.

Amber Beard? Who's that?

 

[DallasEast]

Amber Beard? Who's that?

lol. My typo. "Heard."

 

[Reverend Conehead]

lol. My typo. "Heard."

Oh, right. Her Serene Highness Miss Heard. She still has me imprisoned in her basement. Luckily I was able to tap into her wifi to write this. I think she plans to force me to marry her. I'm trying to escape so that I can avoid that hell. If someone could send help to spring me, that would be appreciated.

 

[Runwildboys]

Oh, right. Her Serene Highness Miss Heard. She still has me imprisoned in her basement. Luckily I was able to tap into her wifi to write this. I think she plans to force me to marry her. I'm trying to escape so that I can avoid that hell. If someone could send help to spring me, that would be appreciated.

Johnny Depp is on his way now.