Jason Witten: No fight, no altercation, no fractures in the locker room or with TO

[RoadRunner]

I might be crazy, so hold on for this one.

Is it maybe possible that Jason Witten holds more credibility than an anonymous source?

I don't know, maybe I've just had too much coffee.

Careful, you'll be accused of "cognitive dissonance" with flawless logic like that.

 

[bbgun]

It's all relative. Had you brought more, we wouldn't be here.

Other suggested insults include, "I work for ESPN," and "your mom is waiting for you."

Sigh. Fine.

http://img291.*************/img291/8805/1008jenkinscd2.jpg

 

[bbgun]

Careful, you'll be accused of "cognitive dissonance" with flawless logic like that.

Says Exhibit A. Be honest: did you have to look it up first?

 

[Dave_in-NC]

Sigh. Fine.

http://img291.*************/img291/8805/1008jenkinscd2.jpg

Now that is funny

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Sigh. Fine.

http://img291.*************/img291/8805/1008jenkinscd2.jpg

:laugh2:

 

[tyke1doe]

No, tyke will be along any minute now to remind us of the veracity of Werder, Archer, et al.

Do I have to go Donovan McNabb on you with the "Keep my name out of your mouth" routine? :laugh1:

 

[theogt]

Sigh. Fine.

http://img291.*************/img291/8805/1008jenkinscd2.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]Seems forced. ;)

 

[bbgun]

Now that is funny

Thanks. Unlike some people, I had to do more than mosey on over to Google.

 

[CowboyWay]

Why don't you read the thread that bbgun is 'owning' us ostriches in. You'll find your question there.

I didn't answer it because BB already did. Like I said, BB's been owning theo in this thread. But since you're feeling left out, he's owning you too.

question......

So what do you have left to rely on now that Witten is denying it? Oh, wait, of course, just call him a liar.

Ownage...

And players never lie or project a "united front" for the sake of the team. Remember everyone: nothing happened ... because TO said so.

*plonk*

Next.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Thanks. Unlike some people, I had to do more than mosey on over to Google.

you have to bring out the heavy ammo when you're getting tag-teamed

 

[theogt]

Summary of thread:

theo: Primary sources are better than secondary sources.
bbgun: I'm right, you're wrong, because I have a brain.
CowboyWay:theo got owned!

 

[bbgun]

I used to think this was just a movie.

 

[5Countem5]

Thanks. Unlike some people, I had to do more than mosey on over to Google.

Meh....

Gave it the effort you deserved.

 

[CowboyWay]

Summary of thread:

theo: Primary sources are better than secondary sources.
bbgun: I'm right, you're wrong, because I have a brain.
CowboyWay:theo got owned!

Thats the cliffnotes version.

Had you read the whole book, you'd agree with bb and me.

 

[tomson75]

I didn't answer it because BB already did. Like I said, BB's been owning theo in this thread. But since you're feeling left out, he's owning you too.

question......


Ownage...



Next.

You are one simple SOB, aren't you?

As much as it pains me (oh, and it does. It really does.) to let you embrace this sad example of 'ownage', I'll do just that. I don't want to confuse you any more than you already are, and I think it's cute how you've planted your lips on bb's cheeks so firmly. I wouldn't want to ruin the moment.

 

[theogt]

Thats the cliffnotes version.

Had you read the whole book, you'd agree with bb and me.

Right. You're right and I'm wrong, because you said so.

Same ol' story.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Right. You're right and I'm wrong, because you said so.

Same ol' story.

this is a little ironic coming from you

 

[theogt]

this is a little ironic coming from you

Unfortunately, I spend entirely too much time explaining things to people like you.

 

[CowboyWay]

You are one simple SOB, aren't you?

As much as it pains me (oh, and it does. It really does.) to let you embrace this sad example of 'ownage', I'll do just that. I don't want to confuse you any more than you already are, and I think it's cute how you've planted your lips on bb's cheeks so firmly. I wouldn't want to ruin the moment.

I'll cuddle with bb tonight, and you cuddle with theo.

We'll hook up tomorrow and compare notes.

 

[theogt]

I'll cuddle with bb tonight, and you cuddle with theo.

We'll hook up tomorrow and compare notes.

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