Jason's Press Conf - Straight Gangster

[DoctorChicken]

Yo, my name is Ginger Gangsta G
The Gangsta life is the life for me
There are things about Claiborne I don't want you to see
In the press conference you'll ask, but won't receive

Up in da club, clubbing
With a bottle full of bubb-ly
In there with the ladies making love
In there with my homie Dez, the life of a thug

Next day calling the game
Icing my own kicker, making/taking names
Blame it on Romo, that's the way I roll
"Believe in the process", that is my motto

Yo

uh huh

Gangsta G and Doctor J leaving the building. Peace.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

When we had the ball in the closing minutes of the game and Tony came over to the sideline .... the conference was between Linehan, Tony and Jason. Jason never said a word. He listened ... stepped back ... listened some more .... but kept the posture of "I'm running this and will step in if I have to". That's the impression I get.

LOL, so he contributed nothing, but by standing tall he was totally in control?

Classic Garrett right there.

 

[Bleu Star]

This thread has mad potential yo.

 

[WoodysGirl]

 

[Joe Realist]

Yo, my name is Ginger Gangsta G
The Gangsta life is the life for me
There are things about Claiborne I don't want you to see
In the press conference you'll ask, but won't receive

Up in da club, clubbing
With a bottle full of bubb-ly
Jerry iIn there with the ladies making love
In there with my homie Dez, the life of a thug

Next day calling the game
Icing my own kicker, making/taking names
Blame it on Romo, that's the way I roll
"Believe in the process", that is my motto

Yo

uh huh

Gangsta G and Doctor J leaving the building. Peace.

slight edit!

 

[hornitosmonster]

Translation please?

He went full Bill Belichick

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Yo, my name is Ginger Gangsta G
The Gangsta life is the life for me
There are things about Claiborne I don't want you to see
In the press conference you'll ask, but won't receive

Up in da club, clubbing
With a bottle full of bubb-ly
In there with the ladies making love
In there with my homie Dez, the life of a thug

Next day calling the game
Icing my own kicker, making/taking names
Blame it on Romo, that's the way I roll
"Believe in the process", that is my motto

Yo

uh huh

Gangsta G and Doctor J leaving the building. Peace.

LOL...also loving the glasses in the image.

 

[Sportsbabe]

You just blew about 80% of CZ's brains. Everyone over 40 - "J Jeezy?! Was Jason a rapper back in the day?! Swagalicious?! Is that some weird way to say Delicious?"

LOL I'm sorry I work for a living so I couldn't recap. The actual PC will be posted all over the place in the speed of sound. Keep on living. It was just my perspective. As soon as the Zone see and hear it for themselves I'm sure they'll have a totally different and opposite opinion. As for me, it got me excited. I like strong, confident men .... sue me.

 

[dstovall5]

He handled it well. They're even calling him J Jeezy. I liked it. Swagalicious. He didn't back down. He didn't tell the reporters anything he didn't want them to know. He basically said it is what it is and if anybody else want some ... come get it.

Translation for the 40+ Generation

Jason was very articulate and eloquently stated his words. They're even calling him the man, I loved it. It was awesome. He didn't stray away from questions, he answered them head on. Whenever a reporter asked him a question, Garret looked them in the eye, man to man, person to person, and told them the situation has already occurred, it's been dealt with, and it will NOT be happening again.

 

[DoctorChicken]

slight edit!

Ohh I should have thought of that.

 

[VACowboy]

One thing he said very clearly is that the Cowboys play their best players, and after three practices and limited action vs. the Rams, Scandrick deserves to start.

 

[jobberone]

What do urban mean?!

 

[Plumfool]

Didn't need translating because that is not "gangsta" language. Not even street language. It's pop culture.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Translation for the 40+ Generation

Jason was very articulate and eloquently stated his words. They're even calling him the man, I loved it. It was awesome. He didn't stray away from questions, he answered them head on. Whenever a reporter asked him a question, Garret looked them in the eye, man to man, person to person, and told them the situation has already occurred, it's been dealt with, and it will NOT be happening again.

Is this like the Jimmy Kimmel lyric translation skits lol.

 

[Sportsbabe]

LOL, so he contributed nothing, but by standing tall he was totally in control?

Classic Garrett right there.

You don't want too many people in the ear of the QB. Just one is fine. Scott and Tony were the only ones needed at the time. It was a simple strategy at that time also I would think. Didn't take a NATO summit to figure out what to do.

 

[Sportsbabe]

Translation for the 40+ Generation

Jason was very articulate and eloquently stated his words. They're even calling him the man, I loved it. It was awesome. He didn't stray away from questions, he answered them head on. Whenever a reporter asked him a question, Garret looked them in the eye, man to man, person to person, and told them the situation has already occurred, it's been dealt with, and it will NOT be happening again.

Oh my goodness. I love you man/woman.

 

[jazzcat22]

Romo didn't practice last Wednesday, and he looked better. I wonder if this is going to be a weekly occurrence.

No need to push a groin with Ro mid-week. Surprised Durant is already ready to try.

Romo said last week, it may be something you see more of this year, him missing a practice now and then. Rather if for a little soreness, or just as precaution, or just a rest. It' something that may continue throughout the season.

 

[jobberone]

LOL, so he contributed nothing, but by standing tall he was totally in control?

Classic Garrett right there.

And classic CL here.

 

[jobberone]

Translation for the 40+ Generation

Jason was very articulate and eloquently stated his words. They're even calling him the man, I loved it. It was awesome. He didn't stray away from questions, he answered them head on. Whenever a reporter asked him a question, Garret looked them in the eye, man to man, person to person, and told them the situation has already occurred, it's been dealt with, and it will NOT be happening again.

Thanks.....I think.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Romo didn't practice last Wednesday, and he looked better. I wonder if this is going to be a weekly occurrence.

New weekly routine. Supposedly he came up with it.