Jean Luc Picard vs. James T. Kirk

DallasEast;3915568 said:
Next Versus thread:

Kathryn Janeway Vs. The Borg!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As in who would you rather have a 1 night stand with?

Hmmm.....Borg.

That female Borg captain was HAWT!
 
DallasEast;3915559 said:
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Sovereign Class would beat the snot out of the Constitution Class Monday through Saturday and twice on Sunday. :p:


Maybe...but you can't beat the name of what the Constitution Class Warp Engines run on...Dilithium Crystals.

:p:
 
AmarilloCowboyFan;3915577 said:
As in who would you rather have a 1 night stand with?

Hmmm.....Borg.

That female Borg captain was HAWT!

Resistance is Futile!
 
DallasEast;3915508 said:
NCC1701E

It has proven that it can ram into a Romulan destroyer and still keep kicking.


I'm going with this Bad Boy! The 12 Pack Galaxy Class Design. I think it stands the test of time.

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AmarilloCowboyFan;3915577 said:
As in who would you rather have a 1 night stand with?

Hmmm.....Borg.

That female Borg captain was HAWT!
That was a Borg Queen. And 98% of her was artificially metal, down to the ...

Saaaay! Howsa about that Voyager! Intrepid class. Sleek. ;)
 
Stardate 4212011..1 James Tiberius Kirk takes the CZ award for most awesome starship captain.
End transmission.....
 
ConcordCowboy;3915581 said:
Maybe...but you can't beat the name of what the Constitution Class Warp Engines run on...Dilithium Crystals.

:p:
True. True. :laugh2:
 
DallasEast;3915611 said:
:grrr:

Wait. That Enterprise isn't equipped with PBR nacelles. It'll never pass Sarge's inspection in order to leave dry dock. :laugh2:

He'd have to drain the cans first :laugh2:
 
ABQCOWBOY;3915592 said:
I'm going with this Bad Boy! The 12 Pack Galaxy Class Design. I think it stands the test of time.

star_shipenterprise.jpg

If that dog farts...I think they can hit warp 10
 
BrAinPaiNt;3915654 said:
If that dog farts...I think they can hit warp 10

The look on the dogs face is after you take this off me I'm going to poop in your shoe. :laugh2:
 
Yeagermeister;3915664 said:
The look on the dogs face is after you take this off me I'm going to poop in your shoe. :laugh2:

:laugh2: :laugh1: :lmao2: :lmao:
 
Kirk far and away better...Jean Luc...what kinda name is that anyway sounds like something you would see on fashion TV...look she is sporting a Jean Luc with a matching Picard
 
Zaxor;3915941 said:
Kirk far and away better...Jean Luc...what kinda name is that anyway sounds like something you would see on fashion TV...look she is sporting a Jean Luc with a matching Picard

And that warrants this: :facepalm:
 
Zaxor;3915941 said:
Kirk far and away better...Jean Luc...what kinda name is that anyway sounds like something you would see on fashion TV...look she is sporting a Jean Luc with a matching Picard
Picard: Mr. Worf.

Worf: Yes, Captain?

Picard: Lock phasers on Zaxor.

Worf: Phasers locked.

Picard: Fire.

:D
 
DallasEast;3915436 said:
With a phaser at 50 yards
Winner: Picard

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Face-to-face fistfight
Winner: Kirk

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Ladies
Winner: Kirk

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Strategist
Winner: Picard

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Actor
Winner: Patrick Stewart

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Priceline Negotiator
Winner: William Shatner :)

Nice Summary.

Gotta go with Kirk though. No, Shatner was not the better actor, but Kirk was the man.

To be honest, never really gave the newer version a chance. I couldn't bear to see anyone screw with the show I watched as a kid.

DallasEast;3915442 said:

You're cracking me up.
 

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