Twitter: Jerry assures you that he is fit to remain as GM

[jgboys1]

Oh good!

That settles that argument.

I was getting nervous!

 

[dragon_mikal]

Whew. I was worried.

 

[FVSTONE]

The distinct advantages will continue.

Only billionaire owner in the league with a lousy medical team too. The Jerry Jones makeover, he got years ago isn't aging very well, I mean his forehead hairline in almost to the back of his HEAD! Seriously, if Jerry can't select a decent medical team, what makes him think that his skills picking football players is any better...................LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bewp7]

its over jerry

every one is turning on u and u are too stupid and arrogant to ever get them back

 

[BleedSilverandBlue]

Only billionaire owner in the league with a lousy medical team too. The Jerry Jones makeover, he got years ago isn't aging very well, I mean his forehead hairline in almost to the back of his HEAD! Seriously, if Jerry can't select a decent medical team, what makes him think that his skills picking football players is any better...................LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He needs to be shooting botox like crazy and get a few more facelifts so he can get that real nice 'undead sci-fi dictator' look that most NFL owners over 70 have.

A billion dollars and he can't get better plastic surgery? What a shame.

 

[Doomsday]

So..no need to worry. He's fine for many more years of running this team.

Consider yourself comforted.

I feel better already

 

[Praxit]

..somewhere in what Jerry stated. Theres a super bowl.

 

[fivetwos]

Jerry does not have time to travel the globe, he has a football team to screw up!

Sure does. I mean I guess my opinion is selfish for obvious reasons but to not live the greatest life possible in your final years just to attempt to prove you could do what Jimmy Johnson did is sad.

Even more sad is even if they get lucky and win once that point still won’t be proven. He probably (well, maybe lol) knows that, which is why he has decided that either they win with him as the one who takes all the credit, or not at all.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

That’s exactly the issue: he assumes/thinks.

It’s an infinite loop of delusional thoughts.

Exactly, and he still seems demented to me.

 

[G2]

Back when he admitted to not having to fire the GM because he is the GM, I knew it wasn't going to have a great outcome.

 

[Carson]

Sweet! He’s now become Kaa from
Jungle Book.

“Trust me!” All while crushing you and eating you slowly

 

[Sydla]

LOL, what a bumbling old fool.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Sweet! He’s now become Kaa from
Jungle Book.

“Trust me!” All while crushing you and eating you slowly

Lol, at least Kaa actually knew what he was saying. Kaa would make a better owner of the Cowboys than Jerry.

 

[loublue22]

Who are the other 83 year old GMs

 

[garyo1954]

Carl Sagan, "The problem with democracy is people think stupidity is equal to intellect."

Booger is a prime example.

 

[75boyz]

That’s exactly the issue: he assumes/thinks.

It’s an infinite loop of delusional thoughts.

Man that's a masterpiece of a description brother.

I may borrow that line from time to time.
A more personal description than the GroundHog day movie comparison, but meaning the same thing.
Well I'm switching then.
So from now instead of me using GroundHog Day, to describe the team it's become "Jerry's infinite loop of delusional thoughts.
Great job.

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

The lack of success is not random, it’s liek a statically impossibility.

 

[TheCoolFan]

Don't worry, we have Will McClay!!

 

[noshame]

Back and forth to new york on a private jet, chauffeured around, eating gourmet food! Oh God How did he do it?
No doubt he's fit for duty.

 

[Sarek]

Jerry is unfit to be GM or anything else, except maybe a patient in a nursing home.