Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on @1053thefan: "I can't tell you how proud I am of the way the coaching staff, led by Mike McCarthy, the way that the leadership on this team, and really proud of these young players. They just are growing mentally and physically by leaps and bounds, makes me think we've got and outstanding future ahead of us."
He forgot to add in as hard as I tried to undermine the team and the more monkey wrenches I threw in the works somehow addition by subtraction overcame my best efforts to make the team fail.
Once we eradicated all my favorite players and draft pick projects the team actually started to succeed.
CD wasn't hanging his head on the sideline anymore in disgust
Zack Martin wasn't taking up space holding us hostage anymore with his Hall of Fame resume.
Tank and his suspect attitude was out of the equation.
Zeke had finally stopped falling forward for a yard and a half and was taken out for Rico
Guyton was finally replaced after he proved that he was not yet NFL ready.
Dak got injured and we no longer had to watch a quarterback that had slowly gotten to the point where Tony Romo was at the end of his career. Highly paid often injured and unable to get us over the hump.
And we fielded a team that actually wanted to win and was led by a quarterback who was Jeff George's arm away from being able to take us to the playoffs if he was given the chance.
This is another season as bad as Barry Switzer winning the Super bowl it just validates Jerry in his own mind as being a football guy and the true horror of that will do nothing positive for our future.
So my cowboy brethren cipher on that while you have a Merry Christmas.
Our fearless leader is brewing up a fresh batch of snake oil to sell us while we're resting up on the holiday