Jerry: I'm so nervous about the playoffs that I can almost pee down my leg

[nightrain]

Temperature to be in the 20s in Arlington on Sunday. Jerry is going to have the roof open to get into the heads of the Packers.

 

[kskboys]

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on @1053thefan on his anticipation for the start of the playoffs: “Man, I can’t stand it. And I haven’t slept. I can remember back when I was 7, 8, 9, 10 and Santa Claus was coming. And I just couldn’t stand it. If you asked me what I wanted, I would just almost pee down my leg, I’d be so nervous to even say it. That’s the kind of feeling I have here.”

Prostrate issues, hey?

 

[kskboys]

One word: Depends

Yeah, what does Jerry smell like? Depends.

 

[ICP]

Somebody needs to let him know they do make diapers for people his age

 

[plymkr]

I encourage every man to have a prostate check once a year.

What do you think Stephen does all day? Stephen isn’t there for his football skills.

 

[Ranching]

Almost pee?
switch JWB for water, and it will help.

Or, JWB with water

 

[Wildcat711]

I thought the heading was made up.

Seriously Jerry?

 

[The Fonz]

Moli Care to the rescue

 

[KJJ]

Jerry might want to consider wearing a diaper.

 

[CCBoy]

Cowboys’ Jerry Jones: ‘I Haven’t Slept’ Due to Excitement over 2024 NFL Playoffs - Adam Wells, Bleacher Report​

Jones is very anxious for the Cowboys to start their playoff run.

Sleep is very essential, especially if you are 81 years old, but it’s apparently hard to come by if you own an NFL team getting ready for the postseason.

Appearing on The K&C Masterpiece on Audacy’s 105.3 The Fan (starts at 43:30 mark), Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones revealed he hasn’t been getting a lot of rest this week leading up to Sunday’s game against the Green Bay Packers.

“I can’t stand it and I haven’t slept,” he said. “I feel like I was 7/8/9/10 when Santa Claus was coming. ... If you asked me what I wanted [then] I’d almost pee down my leg.”
Jones isn’t necessarily someone every fan roots for, but it is kind of endearing that even after all these years and having been through so many postseason runs with the Cowboys gets nervous.

https://www.bloggingtheboys.com/202...23-season-ceedee-lamb-daron-bland-will-mcclay

 

[Coogiguy03]

He needs to ask himself, did he do everything he could so that he can finally get some rest AFTER we get a playoff win??????

 

[CCBoy]

He needs to ask himself, did he do everything he could so that he can finally get some rest AFTER we get a playoff win??????

Non stop crying...grand fan, just what makes YOU think the Cowboys won't win two straight home games? Nothing in a football analysis, that is for sure.

Hey, get in one's own year round crying instead. Root for the team, and put the crying towel up.

He is able to sense and anticipate intensity through the years...maybe YOU should pay attention instead of crying in your unpaid for beer.

 

[Surfguy]

Jerry is going to pee his pants and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

 

[CCBoy]

Jerry is going to pee his pants and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

You checking his pee out?...must be a drug test. Don't forget to seal and initial the label.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

There's an image I didn't need in my head.

 

[kskboys]

What do you think Stephen does all day? Stephen isn’t there for his football skills.

"Hey, dad, how's your nads feelin' today?"

 

[VaqueroTD]

"Hey, dad, how's your nads feelin' today?"

"You feeling regular today dad? Let your #1 son Stephen get you your Metamucil in that coffee this morning. That's right... your #1 son who you will give the team to because he's the only one that inspects your poo."

 

[VaqueroTD]

One thing to keep in mind for everyone with the old jokes... we might be offending half the board.... Everytime we have those "How long have you been a fan?" posts, they go back a loooong time.

I'm hoping I'll end up like Bob Lilly at 80, not Jerry Jones. Man looks like he could still wrestle a bull down in his old age.

 

[kskboys]

One thing to keep in mind for everyone with the old jokes... we might be offending half the board.... Everytime we have those "How long have you been a fan?" posts, they go back a loooong time.

I'm hoping I'll end up like Bob Lilly at 80, not Jerry Jones. Man looks like he could still wrestle a bull down in his old age.

I'm old and I think they're funny as hades!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kskboys]

"You feeling regular today dad? Let your #1 son Stephen get you your Metamucil in that coffee this morning. That's right... your #1 son who you will give the team to because he's the only one that inspects your poo."

Hey, who was that guy who wiped his glasses for him? Maybe he can double as a bumhole finger dipper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!