Jerry: I'm so nervous about the playoffs that I can almost pee down my leg

[HeavyBarrel]

Ton of pressure on Dallas to make it to the NFCCG, they have played great at home and will be the favorite going into every playoff game unless it's SF, no "house money" this year-it's @SF or bust....

 

[Sarge]

Sure……….blame it on the playoffs.

 

[Pantone282C]

 

[Bob-Lillys-War]

Jerry dont you worry .

 

[RonnieT24]

I'm with Jerry... I've had pregame butterflies for about three days now. The excitement is almost too much to bear!

 

[McCarthyMustGo]

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on @1053thefan on his anticipation for the start of the playoffs: “Man, I can’t stand it. And I haven’t slept. I can remember back when I was 7, 8, 9, 10 and Santa Claus was coming. And I just couldn’t stand it. If you asked me what I wanted, I would just almost pee down my leg, I’d be so nervous to even say it. That’s the kind of feeling I have here.”

Then hire someone who can coach and doesn't bow down to you Jerry.

 

[Bob-Lillys-War]

down 14, is jerry wiping ?

 

[ShortRound]

Hope Jerry has a change of pants.

 

[Dale]

This is more of a poop-your-pants type showing.

 

[jgboys1]

He might be #2 right now!

 

[ksadler1]

Jerry has a big yellow puddle under him right now.

 

[IceStar-D7]

SCREW YOU JERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KMY_Amber]

He might be #2 right now!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Toro9]

Not his first reference to male appendage.

 

[Plankton]

Jerry has a big yellow puddle under him right now.

It's smaller than the one under his team's.

 

[nyc-cowboy]

Jerry has a big yellow puddle under him right now.

They replacing his chair for a toilet seat at the half.

 

[bewp7]

i hope jerry really does pee his pant and it is showed on tv lol

u built this idiot coaching staff and believe in this idiot qb

he diserve to be more embarassed

 

[ICP]

Well at this point Jerruh should not only have pee'd down his leg but soiled himself as well

 

[CyberB0b]

Hopefully he crapped his pants.

 

[Blue64]

I am 100% sure he would not have lasted as a GM this long.
All we can expect while he runs things is a strike of luck

Except it’s not going to happen, cause no matter what happens to JJ. His moron son is waiting in the wings