Jerry: I'm so nervous about the playoffs that I can almost pee down my leg

[VaqueroTD]

I'm old and I think they're funny as hades!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank goodness, no sensitivity patrol. But I guess that does come from youth more than age? Don't make 'em like they used to.

 

[kskboys]

Thank goodness, no sensitivity patrol. But I guess that does come from youth more than age? Don't make 'em like they used to.

"Hey Doc, can I get some Viagra?"

"Wifey gettin' randy, hey?"

"Don't know about that, but it keeps me from Ping on my shoes!!!"

 

[fairviewfarmer]

Is there a bigger Cowboy fan than Jerry? Love him or hate him, it would be fun to watch a Cowboys game with him.

Exactly, I would drink a lot of his beer!

 

[plymkr]

"Hey, dad, how's your nads feelin' today?"

 

[Pantone282C]

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on @1053thefan on his anticipation for the start of the playoffs: “Man, I can’t stand it. And I haven’t slept. I can remember back when I was 7, 8, 9, 10 and Santa Claus was coming. And I just couldn’t stand it. If you asked me what I wanted, I would just almost pee down my leg, I’d be so nervous to even say it. That’s the kind of feeling I have here.”

Dear Jerry,
I hope you don't. But, gotta admire your honesty.

Sincerely,
A continually astonished fan

 

[Pantone282C]

Yup.

 

[fivetwos]

Not sure what he is nervous about.

If they blow it again, it’s nothing one draft won’t fix.

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

Well Jerrah only lied a little this time with the "almost"

 

[cald0d30s0]

Is there a bigger Cowboy fan than Jerry? Love him or hate him, it would be fun to watch a Cowboys game with him.

I agree.

 

[Blast From The Past]

Old man issues!

My turn soon enough!

Yea, it will sneak up on you like a cheap shotting Philadelphia Eagles fan

 

[Mannix]

Don't think for one minute that a loss will set well given Houston's quick rise from the ashes and what they are currently doing right now....there will be hell to pay...as there should be.

 

[CWR]

I encourage every man to have a prostate check once a year.

No thank you lol.

 

[BobSacamano]

Sounds like a lot of sentiments on here.

 

[DallasEast]

 

[BoysForLife]

Probably has more to do with the fact that he’s 81 years old as opposed to playoff nerves

That and the Johnny Blue

 

[BoysForLife]

 

[basel90]

can jerry absorb another unexpected loss ? what happens if cowboys lose to the packers? which i don't think is in the cards .
Would Jery look at a firing MM ?

 

[ksadler1]

"Hey Doc, can I get some Viagra?"

"Wifey gettin' randy, hey?"

"Don't know about that, but it keeps me from Ping on my shoes!!!"

Or rolling off the bed when you're 1/2 asleep.

 

[Bob-Lillys-War]

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on @1053thefan on his anticipation for the start of the playoffs: “Man, I can’t stand it. And I haven’t slept. I can remember back when I was 7, 8, 9, 10 and Santa Claus was coming. And I just couldn’t stand it. If you asked me what I wanted, I would just almost pee down my leg, I’d be so nervous to even say it. That’s the kind of feeling I have here.”

 

[cowboyed]

can jerry absorb another unexpected loss ? what happens if cowboys lose to the packers? which i don't think is in the cards .
Would Jery look at a firing MM ?

If we lose it will cost Jerry at least 10 age spots.

I encourage every man to have a prostate check once a year.

Not my idea of a guilty pleasure.