Yes!
*Time for Jerry to give his speech, he has a paid cowboy wearing chaps kick open the door, firing off 6 shooters into the air. Jerry appears in the doorframe atop a huge Texas longhorn. and a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue, 3/4 finished. While everyone was looking at this ridiculous picture, the cowboy had rolled a tarp from the podium to Jerry's feet, and covered it in crude oil*
Jerry: "YEEHAW!! YALL DONE ****ED UP NOW!!!!"
*Jerry gets a running start and slides all the way to the podium on crude, crashing into it and knocking it over. While trying to pick up the podium he drops the bottle of JW Blue, it shatters all over the place and the entire place stinks of liquor*
That is exactly how I envision it.