Jerry Jones just announced that the Dallas Cowboys are partnering with H-E-B

[big dog cowboy]

 

[shabazz]

Not unless you're into looking like the Crypt Keeper.

Cryogenics is real and he will be reanimated bigger, thicker, and better.

While the rest of us will be maggot filled corpses, Jerry will remain Cowboys owner/GM in perpetuity.

 

[SoupcanSam]

Not unless you're into looking like the Crypt Keeper.

We all will look like that one day. Regardless, the guy has lived a long wealthy life that most could only wish for.

 

[xwalker]

lmao. I forget HEB is a Texas store. I knew an HEB holic back in my Texas days.

They've increased their footprint in the DFW metroplex area drastically in the past few years.

 

[Ranching]

HEB is wasting alot of $, it isnt going to help their business lol
So many stupid business's and whoever runs them just give jerry millions for nothing.

It's a write off. H.E. Butt must have been a football fan!!!

 

[Tabascocat]

I have lived all over the country, from the West Coast to the East Coast and North Dakota to Houston. H-E-B is by far the best grocery chain out there. Krogers(Ralphs) is a distant second along with Publix.

 

[Ranching]

Love heb. Stock up when in texas

I have several friends that do the same!! We're lucky to have them. I hadn't gone to an HEB or Walmart for 14 years. After I retired, I started going with the wife. Our grocery bill doubled!!

 

[Point-of-the-Star]

This is awesome! Two of the most iconic Texas brands !!!!!



HEB has a really good wine selection ... kudos to their buyers!

 

[Diehardblues]

It's a write off. H.E. Butt must have been a football fan!!!

Possibly but HEB is a sports environment for the employees as well . They allow employees to wear their fav team jerseys and gear at work on the weekend.

Pretty cool. Don’t think I’ve seen any other major retailer do so. It’s bound to help attitudes and minimize employees calling out so they can watch a game able to express their fandom.

 

[Diehardblues]

This is awesome! Two of the most iconic Texas brands !!!!!



HEB has a really good wine selection ... kudos to their buyers!

HEB is the top retailer of wine in Texas . The HEB Plus and Marketplace locations have best selections.

 

[Diehardblues]

I have several friends that do the same!! We're lucky to have them. I hadn't gone to an HEB or Walmart for 14 years. After I retired, I started going with the wife. Our grocery bill doubled!!

Their house brands are very comparable and sizable savings on most products .

They now have HEB Rewards credit card that pays 5% on all HEB brands and 1 1/2 % on all other purchases including gas.

 

[Ranching]

Their house brands are very comparable and sizable savings on most products .

They now have HEB Rewards credit card that pays 5% on all HEB brands and 1 1/2 % on all other purchases including gas.

I have several students that started with HEB in HS and 4 of them are now store managers. They do a great job promoting within and investing in the community

 

[Diehardblues]

I have several students that started with HEB in HS and 4 of them are now store managers. They do a great job promoting within and investing in the community

Yes sir. Treat employees well. Texas based company. They are a great home bound success story that gives back.

 

[dmq]

Are they partnering with the hotdog or the bun is the real question.

 

[Coogiguy03]

What the hell is a HEB?

Herschel Emmitt and Barber??

 

[DallasEast]

Cryogenics is real and he will be reanimated bigger, thicker, and better.

While the rest of us will be maggot filled corpses, Jerry will remain Cowboys owner/GM in perpetuity.

Guess I will start stocking up purchasing as much holy water as I can. Sure. I may not be around when it's needed, but those future souls recognizing the threat will have all the ammunition their water balloons can handle.

May his post-cryogenic reanimation's last words be "Look what you've done! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!"

 

[MajesticRey]

What the hell is a HEB?

Herschel Emmitt and Barber??

Hurst Euless Bedford

 

[john van brocklin]

Cryogenics is real and he will be reanimated bigger, thicker, and better.

While the rest of us will be maggot filled corpses, Jerry will remain Cowboys owner/GM in perpetuity.

AI Jerry in a cyborg body
GM for a 1000 years

 

[Bullflop]

Perhaps it has taken Jerry longer than it should have to figure out HEB might help to afford the talent that the Cowboys are proceeding to welcome. Maybe he should have done so long ago. Cha-ching!

 

[Point-of-the-Star]

What the hell is a HEB?

Herschel Emmitt and Barber??

You ain't from Texas are ya boy?