Twitter: Jerry not speaking at Combine due to minor medical issue

[ghst187]

Is being stupid the medical condition?

 

[jwitten82]

Herpes on his upper lip

Off topic, I knew a woman who acted like she was god's gift to earth, but get this, she has herpes and two kids lol the baggage some people carry around

 

[john van brocklin]

Foot in the mouth?

 

[john van brocklin]

Wonder how extreme these responses are gonna get lol

 

[john van brocklin]

I don't wish Jerry ill but I wouldn't have paid attention to anything he'd have said anyway. It's really the same thing year after year and I am tired of it. I have better things to do.

Truth!

 

[Captain-Crash]

another face lift. dang, his belly button is not his cliff chin.

 

[Kingofholland]

Adam Schefter reporting Jerry Jones is out for the season. He won't play an active role in the offseason and handing the reigns to cheap skate Stephen Jones to manage.

 

[plymkr]

Chlamydia???

Lol, that's what I was thinking. Does Rich have the same "minor issue"?

But seriously I hope he's okay physically and sells the team. I'm not a Jerry Jones fan but I hope he's healthy and okay and whatever this is he comes out of it. Then he sells the team.

 

[yimyammer]

Foot in the mouth?

head up ____

 

[john van brocklin]

head up ____

Yikes!
Sounds painful, lol

 

[J_Allen]

I don't wish Jerry ill but I wouldn't have paid attention to anything he'd have said anyway. It's really the same thing year after year and I am tired of it. I have better things to do.

He strings together these bizarre hillbilly phrases and thinks it makes him sound like confucius. Jerry, the object is to win games. Most notably playoff games. You fail miserably at it. Why don't you shut your mouth until you can actually do your job.

 

[Aerolithe_Lion]

Penile reduction surgery

 

[plasticman]

Consulting the Dallas Cowboys Dictionary....

Minor Medical Issue: The act of Cowboys executives claiming that a valued player can still perform on game day only to put him on injured reserve two weeks later.
Syn: Devastating Injury

 

[RS12]

Yeah....he is 80.

There's a reason people retire long prior to that age.

Average life span of a man in this country is 79. Just sayin.

 

[RS12]

Got a hernia taking his wallet out his pocket.

 

[Cowpolk]

Get well soon Jerry and then start pissing more people off I love it when you do that

 

[Plankton]

He conveniently came down with Dalrymple-itis just in time to avoid questions from the national media about it.

 

[wecasa]

Oh lord, he's got the cranial rectal inversion...

 

[BobSacamano]

Hopefully extensive damage to his thorax.

 

[BobSacamano]

Adam Schefter reporting Jerry Jones is out for the season. He won't play an active role in the offseason and handing the reigns to cheap skate Stephen Jones to manage.

Lol