Jerry on fans being upset: very low percentage of this that is smiles and glory holes

Man I'm gonna die before we win a title, if ever for the newborns. I hate this. timeline. Jerry's brain is stuck in McDonald's. Remember on hard Knocks. He lover the Bacon Egg and Cheese. Stephen just loves Vodka and Whiskey.
Your grandchildren will get to see the Cowboys win a superbowl. We get to see whatever this is currently with Jerry being Jerry.
 
lol so in all of these years no one has had the balls to tell him what it means??? I really hope it’s part of his last words lol
 
Your grandchildren will get to see the Cowboys win a superbowl. We get to see whatever this is currently with Jerry being Jerry.
That sounds depressing. They'll probably be Eagle/Commie fans when I'm eating worms. And Jerrys head will prolly be in a frozen jar like Walt Disney ready to be awoken again. Like our Alien overlords down in Antarctica. I hear they're Eagles fans and want to build the "Elon Dome" on Mars. The Martian Cowboys sounds about right
 
Jerry is getting roasted on national sports radio today. Fox Sports played a clip of his presser introducing "schotty" to the theme from Sanford and Son :lmao:

It was hilarious. Almost spit out my coffee.

 
All Booger is saying is when you put all your hay in the barn the cows have to lay in the pasture. And the next morning you can't any eggs for breakfast
 
LOL. Shameless old perv, soon he’ll be talking about his 20 yo college mistresses and Diddy style VIP parties.

Loss of inhibitions is another symptom of dementia, he’s officially lost the plot.
Lol. Can you believe this old perv still has fans hanging on every word. Wonder if he laughs at fans for continuing to come back?
 
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Lol! Unless you're in the oil business, it's pretty disgusting! Part of his charm...
 
He and the other idiot are losing it. You can tell that behind the scenes they know they are the butt of jokes. Can’t be that stupid.
You can tell they feel the heat. Look how stressed out Jerry looks. He knows he's in deep trouble.
 

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