Jerry or Stephen?

Is the team better off with Jerry or Stephen?

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Risen Star

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I know. It really doesn't matter which. Neither is the right answer. That answer carries every state and all 538 electoral votes if it's on the ballot.

But guess what? It's not. You must choose. Jerry or Stephen? Which would you pick to be the GM of this team for the next decade? Choosing one eliminates the influence of the other.

So if you choose Jerry you're getting Jerry without Stephen's voice in his ear. If you choose Stephen you're getting Stephen without Jerry's input.

Kindly indulge me in this fantasy. And votes will be made public. So this is serious stuff.

You're at a fork in the road. One way takes you to Jerrytown. The other takes you to Stephenville. And you're not allowed to put it in park, run a hose from the exhaust and take a nap.

Which direction are you taking?

Either way, Cowboys! in your face.

PS - First one to say neither is a Rockport and must relocate to Hawaii.
 

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Does the loser end up vanishing by one means or another?

If that’s the case I’ll vote for Jerry. He is only going to live and run the team for another 20-25 years.
 

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Aven8

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I picked Jerry. He’s not living another 10 years and still GMing for one.

Stephen is a ruthless shrewd cheap skate. He is terrible at the salary cap, and talks his father out of everything now. I once had hope for him when he would talk Jerry into releasing aging players but that ship has now sailed.
 

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Stephen. Can't be any worse. He is the less senile of the two.
Like picking the less evil.

I do not buy into that Stephen is a cheapskate. They are up against the cap every year, due to mismanagement. They spend the money but not wisely.
They are afraid to make changes, as that is what is holding them back more so than paying out money.
 

leeblair

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I know. It really doesn't matter which. Neither is the right answer. That answer carries every state and all 538 electoral votes if it's on the ballot.

But guess what? It's not. You must choose. Jerry or Stephen? Which would you pick to be the GM of this team for the next decade? Choosing one eliminates the influence of the other.

So if you choose Jerry you're getting Jerry without Stephen's voice in his ear. If you choose Stephen you're getting Stephen without Jerry's input.

Kindly indulge me in this fantasy. And votes will be made public. So this is serious stuff.

You're at a fork in the road. One way takes you to Jerrytown. The other takes you to Stephenville. And you're not allowed to put it in park, run a hose from the exhaust and take a nap.

Which direction are you taking?

Either way, Cowboys! in your face.

PS - First one to say neither is a Rockport and must relocate to Hawaii.
The Cowboys are better off under Stephen Jones because he doesn't love the attention as much as Jerry and is more likely to sell the team after Jerry is gone.
 

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poll doesnt close until Jan. 11
you guys have lots of time to think about things! Please dont rush your vote.
 

Plankton

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The Cowboys are better off under Stephen Jones because he doesn't love the attention as much as Jerry and is more likely to sell the team after Jerry is gone.
The man has two radio shows a week, and he doesn't love the attention as much as Jerry?
 

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No right answer, but Jerry.

Jerry has at least gambled in the past...just not lately. Plus, players like Jerry. They are going to absolute hate Stephen when he is the main guy. He will be cheap and entitled. With all the negative things that Jerry brings. Jerry is awful. Stephen will be worse.
 
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