Kobe Cracks Joke About Cowboys

[cowheel]

Best player onthe planet. Period.
No matter who his football team is...

 

[kev8822]

1: George Lopez is about as funny as those commercials asking for money for children with AIDS in Africa. The majority of his bit is yelling spanish slang and talking about how his mother beat him as a child.

2: Kobe Bryant is at best an adulterer and at worst a rapist. He ran the best big man since Wilt Chamberlin out of town because his ego couldnt handle it, *****ed about his coach more times than I can remember, and whines more than any NBA player save maybe Tim Duncan and Chris Paul.

Both of those guys are complete clowns who deserve nothing but complete and utter contempt from the general population.

As a side note, I can't STAND Lakers fans. There isnt a team in professional sports with more of a bandwagon following. Not the Cowboys, not the Yankees, not the Celtics, not anybody.

Best big man since Wilt? Are you kidding me? Kareem and Hakeem were both better players. Kobe's Ego? Try Shaq's ego. His ego is the reason he has been run out of 5 NBA cities already soon to be 6.

 

[The30YardSlant]

Best big man since Wilt? Are you kidding me? Kareem and Hakeem were both better players. Kobe's Ego? Try Shaq's ego. His ego is the reason he was been run out of 5 NBA cities already soon to be 6.

Neither Kareem nor Hakeem were as dominant as Shaq was in his prime. Not even close.

 

[Hostile]

I can't believe this thread is still going. The joke is on Kobe folks, his Eagles lost and Derek Fisher's Cowboys won.

 

[SLATEmosphere]

I can't believe this thread is still going. The joke is on Kobe folks, his Eagles lost and Derek Fisher's Cowboys won.

Sorry:

 

[kev8822]

Neither Kareem nor Hakeem were as dominant as Shaq was in his prime. Not even close.

Dominant? Kareem has 6 championships and 5 MVp's, and the all time scoing champ, compared to 4 titles and 1 MVP for a guy that will have ate himself out of the league in 2 years.

And what happened when Hakeem went against Shaq head to head? Hakeem dominated him, and the Magic for swept.

Shaq is a horrible defender. Kareem would sky hook em for 35 with ease.

 

[The30YardSlant]

Dominant? Kareem has 6 championships and 5 MVp's, and the all time scoing champ, compared to 4 titles and 1 MVP for a guy that will have ate himself out of the league in 2 years.

And what happened when Hakeem went against Shaq head to head? Hakeem dominated him, and the Magic for swept.

Shaq is a horrible defender. Kareem would sky hook em for 35 with ease.

Kareem also played with the likes of Robertson, Magic, Worthy, and Scott in his career. The guy was very good, but the guy spent his entire career surrounded by Hall of Fame caliber players, and he never dominated the post like Shaq did.

When Hakeem and Shaq squared off, Hakeem was on a much better team and was in his 10th year in the NBA. Shaq was 22 years old, and he still averaged 30 points per game in the series.

And the fact that you think Shaq will be out of the league because of an eating problem shows how little you know. The guy will be 38 years old before this seasons ends, how long do you expect him to play? This is his 18 season.

Also, Shaq was never a great defender, but calling terrible is just false. The guy was a good shotblocker and a very intimidating post presence.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

the NBA is gay

Kobe is gay

 

[TOYSTER17]

:laugh2: They don't look that good this year. Looks like another "Let's just watch LeBron" offense. Ugh. Bringing in JAGS like Moon and Parker.

Just wait till next year when they get Mr. Chris Bosh! Hellloo!

Yup. Just another "Let's pad LeBron's stats" year.

 

[kev8822]

Kareem also played with the likes of Robertson, Magic, Worthy, and Scott in his career. The guy was very good, but the guy spent his entire career surrounded by Hall of Fame caliber players, and he never dominated the post like Shaq did.

When Hakeem and Shaq squared off, Hakeem was on a much better team and was in his 10th year in the NBA. Shaq was 22 years old, and he still averaged 30 points per game in the series.

And the fact that you think Shaq will be out of the league because of an eating problem shows how little you know. The guy will be 38 years old before this seasons ends, how long do you expect him to play? This is his 18 season. His D is a joke, and he only made the defensive squad becuase the center position is a even bigger joke than his D.

Also, Shaq was never a great defender, but calling terrible is just false. The guy was a good shotblocker and a very intimidating post presence.

And Shaq has always had HOF guard to play with. Penny was a HOF prior to his knee injury. Kobe HOF, Wade + LBJ will both be in the HOF. So is Magic Johnson not the best PG of all time because he had great players around him?

He is terrible and always has been. Still to this day can not defend the pick and roll to save his life. Didn't do it it in Orlando, refused to do it in LA, couldn't do it in Miami or PHX or It will be the Cavs achillies all season, and will end up being their downfall. For someone who is supposedly so intimitading he has only made 2nd team all defense 3 times.

 

[QT]

Go Cowboys!!!