1: George Lopez is about as funny as those commercials asking for money for children with AIDS in Africa. The majority of his bit is yelling spanish slang and talking about how his mother beat him as a child.
2: Kobe Bryant is at best an adulterer and at worst a rapist. He ran the best big man since Wilt Chamberlin out of town because his ego couldnt handle it, *****ed about his coach more times than I can remember, and whines more than any NBA player save maybe Tim Duncan and Chris Paul.
Both of those guys are complete clowns who deserve nothing but complete and utter contempt from the general population.
As a side note, I can't STAND Lakers fans. There isnt a team in professional sports with more of a bandwagon following. Not the Cowboys, not the Yankees, not the Celtics, not anybody.