Last Minute Smack Talk

[VACowboy]

This makes no sense. How could any gay player play at the NFL level, much less All-Pro? Don't gay men have less testosterone then straight men?

If that's not a joke it's one of the most ignorant things I've ever read.

As far as homosexuality goes, who gives a crap if a player is gay? I'd damn sure rather have a gay Tony Romo or Troy Aikman on my team than a straight Jason Campbell.

I guess "Tony Homo" is no worse than "Foreskins." It just cracks me up how lots of Skins fans seem to have such personal hatred of Tony. And, ya gotta admit, anybody using a homophobic rhyme to slight a guy who's dated women that make most of us slobber is kind of stupid. C'mon -- I know you got better than that.

 

[Avery]

This is an odd smack-talk thread. Shouldn't there be at least some references to 'my one year old throws up further than JC throws balls' or 'RW couldn't cover a rusty nail laying on the ground with Rhode Island?'

 

[HogsRLegends]

Neither did we once Tom Landry got wind of it.

That's the key right there.

Good point. I can't really say anything bad about Tom Landry as a human being, and he did release Septien the day after he was indicted.

Are you a Civil War historian also?

 

[HogsRLegends]

This is an odd smack-talk thread. Shouldn't there be at least some references to 'my one year old throws up further than JC throws balls' or 'RW couldn't cover a rusty nail laying on the ground with Rhode Island?'

Jason Campbell will throw for over 300 yards today. Is that better?

 

[Jarv]

Jason Campbell will throw for over 300 yards today. Is that better?

He has about as much of a chance to throw for 300 yards as Tony Romo has to throw for 600 yards.

 

[Hostile]

Good point. I can't really say anything bad about Tom Landry as a human being, and he did release Septien the day after he was indicted.

Are you a Civil War historian also?

It interests me, but not as much as the Old West.

BTW, when doing research about duels and dueling I found a great story about a duel. It seems a noted duelist in Louisiana was about 5'4". He got insulted by a blacksmith who was close to 7 feet tall. Naturally the duelist challenged him to a duel. The blacksmith was scared to death until someone told him that one of the rules of dueling was that the challenged could pick the manner of the duel.

So he chose sledge hammers while standing in 5 feet of water as the manner of the duel.

The moral of this story is when you're up to your eyeballs best not to swing your hammer.





Yes, that story was true. I added the moral.

 

[HogsRLegends]

It interests me, but not as much as the Old West.

BTW, when doing research about duels and dueling I found a great story about a duel. It seems a noted duelist in Louisiana was about 5'4". He got insulted by a blacksmith who was close to 7 feet tall. Naturally the duelist challenged him to a duel. The blacksmith was scared to death until someone told him that one of the rules of dueling was that the challenged could pick the manner of the duel.

So he chose sledge hammers while standing in 5 feet of water as the manner of the duel.

The moral of this story is when you're up to your eyeballs best not to swing your hammer.





Yes, that story was true. I added the moral.

Are you making an analogy between that and today's game?

 

[Smith22]

Are you making an analogy between that and today's game?

The skins are getting an arse whipping today. Don't run and hide when it happens.

:suxskins: :suxskins: :suxskins: :suxskins:

 

[HogsRLegends]

The skins are getting an arse whipping today. Don't run and hide when it happens.

:suxskins: :suxskins: :suxskins: :suxskins:

If it happens, I won't. But until it does, I'm talking smack.

 

[SkinsandTerps]

He has about as much of a chance to throw for 300 yards as Tony Romo has to throw for 600 yards.

That is a wager, I might consider.

Hmm...

 

[jackrussell]

Nice post Hos...but it sure does seem like alot of reading for a Commanders fan, at least in one day I mean.

 

[Hostile]

Nice post Hos...but it sure does seem like alot of reading for a Commanders fan, at least in one day I mean.

Just another way to twist the knife.

 

[Faerluna]

Jason Campbell will throw for over 300 yards today. Is that better?

Maybe if you count pre-game warm ups and possibly a day of practice in the total.

 

[SkinsandTerps]

Nice post Hos...but it sure does seem like alot of reading for a Commanders fan, at least in one day I mean.

Really. For you to read it so quickly you might have needed your Mommy to help you read this one.

Weak, I know... I can only respond to what is presented.

Go Commanders.

 

[Hostile]

Are you making an analogy between that and today's game?

More like an analogy between that and weak smack talk.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

The skins are getting an arse whipping today. Don't run and hide when it happens.

:suxskins: :suxskins: :suxskins: :suxskins:

My Ode to the Commanders as we go into battle



Run to the hills

Cowboys came across the D
He brought you pain and misery
He killed your tribes, he killed your creed
He took this game for his own need

We fought them hard we fought them well
Out on the plains we gave them hell
But many came too much for cree
Oh will they ever be set free?

Riding through dustclouds and barren wastes
Galloping hard on the plains
Chasing the Commanders back to their holes
Fighting them at their own game
Slaughter for this game a stab in the back
HogWomen and crossdressers and cowards attack

Run to the hills run for your lives
Run to the hills run for your lives

Cowboy blue on the barren wastes
Hunting and killing their game
Blasting the Hog Women and wasting the Cooley man
The only good indians are tame
Selling them whisky and taking their gold
Enslaving the young and destroying the old

Run to the hills run for your lives

 

[CliffnDallas]

As if the Commanders were not facing enough adversity. The equipment guy's forgot to pack L'il Danny's highchair.

 

[TheSkaven]

We will attack your line just like we did in 2005 and Daniels will have another career game like he always does against you guys. Its all in the film baby...we will exploit the weaknesses just like we did in the second game in 2005. THIS IS A MUST WIN. NFC EAST AND HOMEFIELD ARE GONE IF WE LOSE!!!!

Did he just use the word "HOMEFIELD"? Well, technically words, but you know, the education system in D.C. isn't all that.

Did they legalize marijuana in the District?

 

[ShiningStar22]

I love throwing Manley's illiteracy back at Skins fans..Preach on reverend...

 

[David276]

we just need to do exactly what the pats did .