LB Carpenter vs CrazyCowboy

[Yeagermeister]

To add to the tale of the tape.

Jerry Jones signs CrazyCowboy's memorabilia. Jerry Jones signs Bobby Carpenter's checks. Advantage Bobby Carpenter.

I'd call that a PUSH

 

[Chief]

Comparing board posters to Cowboy players (or front office personnel) isn't a bad idea.

I could dust Parcells in the 40. I'm sure of it.

Seriously, I'd take some of the people on this board in my front office, and in my war room, before I would take some of the people Jerry has employed.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Comparing board posters to Cowboy players (or front office personnel) isn't a bad idea.

I could dust Parcells in the 40. I'm sure of it.

Seriously, I'd take some of the people on this board in my front office, and in my war room, before I would take some of the people Jerry has employed.

I'll take the job of picking the cheerleaders

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I'll take the job of picking the cheerleaders

You pick em...I will train them...since I have been one at one time. :laugh2:

 

[Jarv]

CC, how many cups of water with the correct mixture of ice have you delivered to BP with blinding speed...Without spilling a drop ???

I rest my case.

 

[tomson75]

Like this thread all in good fun...

Bobby Carpenter vs. Crazy Cowboy

Schools:
Bobby Carpenter graduate of Ohio State University;

Crazy Cowboy degree in typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Globbo School for Women! - Advantage Bobby Carpenter

Hair:
Bobby Carpenter long blonde hair; Crazy Cowboy hard to tell because he’s always wearing a Cowboys mask. - Advantage Bobby Carpenter

Physique:
Bobby Carpenter spends hours a day in the weight room; Crazy Cowboy spends hours a day reading the Cowboys Zone posting “Thanks, nice post” - Advantage Bobby Carpenter


By my scientific evaluation Bobby Carpenter is better than Crazy Cowboy on at least three major life categories. Advantage clearly Bobby Carpenter.

 

[BigDFan5]

Nice Read...thanks for Posting

 

[DLCassidy]

I'll take the job of picking the cheerleaders

You'd have to do better than who's picking them now. Did you see the two girls representing Dallas get shut out in the "NFL knowledge" portion of the "Cheerleader Challenge" on NFL Network? I've got a fern in my office that could do better.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

You'd have to do better than who's picking them now. Did you see the two girls representing Dallas get shut out in the "NFL knowledge" portion of the "Cheerleader Challenge" on NFL Network? I've got a fern in my office that could do better.

Do you think they are picked for their brains?

Geez what is this country coming to?

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[Cochese]

You'd have to do better than who's picking them now. Did you see the two girls representing Dallas get shut out in the "NFL knowledge" portion of the "Cheerleader Challenge" on NFL Network? I've got a fern in my office that could do better.

Did you watch the Cowboy Cheerleader show on CMT about a year ago? Part of the tryouts was knowledge of the organization, and these girls were clueless.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Did you watch the Cowboy Cheerleader show on CMT about a year ago? Part of the tryouts was knowledge of the organization, and these girls were clueless.

I don't know if it was the same show and I only saw a few minutes of it.

But one of the women in charge of picking out the cheerleaders or training them was a real witch.

Man she was brutal...not talking looks wise but personality wise.

 

[Cochese]

I don't know if it was the same show and I only saw a few minutes of it.

But one of the women in charge of picking out the cheerleaders or training them was a real witch.

Man she was brutal...not talking looks wise but personality wise.

Yea, I remember her from the Hard Knocks show on HBO too. She is quite funny, I thought.

 

[1fisher]

nice read ..... thanks for posting!

 

[TheEnigma]

Trade rumor: Bobby Carpenter and Crazy Cowboy for Manny Lawson.

I knew it. Parcells didn't take Lawson because he wanted to get rid of CrazyCowboy and he knew he could get him later.

 

[superpunk]

nice read ..... thanks for posting!

WAY late.

You're about as useful as Bobby Carpenter.

 

[Yeagermeister]

WAY late.

You're about as useful as Bobby Carpenter.

Yeah he needs to be more Shanle-like

 

[Rack]

You're going to catch heat for this obviously, but it's still funny.

I appreciate his attempt, but the end result... not funny.


I wanted to laugh, but it just didn't happen.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I appreciate his attempt, but the end result... not funny.


I wanted to laugh, but it just didn't happen.

I can see you did not put your full effort into this one.

I have to say I am disappointed.

Lolly gagger.

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[Vintage]

Who has the most tackles for the Cowboys so far this year?

If you guessed CrazyCowboy, your not completely wrong!

We both have ZERO............

Seriously, I hope the ball carrier runs into Carp in the Titans game next week. Surely, with that stable of poor backs Carp can get in on a tackle!

I see why you normally stick to one liners such as "good article, thanks."

Because if the next choice is this drivel....well....

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I see why you normally stick to one liners such as "good article, thanks."

Because if the next choice is this drivel....well....

Leave him alone...or I will make sure he sends you pics of himself without the mask.