LB Carpenter vs CrazyCowboy

[Vintage]

Leave him alone...or I will make sure he sends you pics of himself without the mask.

Is that with or without the obligatory face on cheerleader body pose?

 

[bobtheflob]

I'd also like to point out that CrazyCowboy has taken as many regular season snaps as Tony Romo. I guess we should cut that guy too.

 

[Yeagermeister]

I'd also like to point out that CrazyCowboy has taken as many regular season snaps as Tony Romo. I guess we should cut that guy too.

Ouch....that will leave a mark

 

[superpunk]

I'd also like to point out that CrazyCowboy has taken as many regular season snaps as Tony Romo. I guess we should cut that guy too.

When we could have had Delhomme (0-2) :bang2: Romo better show me something.

 

[Vintage]

CrazyCowboy has started as many games as Drew Henson has in the regular season, perhaps we should cut....

Oh wait.

Huh.

 

[peplaw06]

Crazy Cowboy's post count: 7416

Number of words posted (Nice read... thanks for posting): 5 x 7416 = 37,080

Bobby Carpenter's post count: 0

Carp's words posted: 0

Advantage Bobby Carpenter.

 

[CrazyCowboy]

Is that with or without the obligatory face on cheerleader body pose?

Seriously, I am not all that........

 

[dougonthebench]

Like this thread all in good fun...

Bobby Carpenter vs. Crazy Cowboy

Schools:
Bobby Carpenter graduate of Ohio State University; Crazy Cowboy degree in typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Globbo School for Women! - Advantage Bobby Carpenter

Hair:
Bobby Carpenter long blonde hair; Crazy Cowboy hard to tell because he’s always wearing a Cowboys mask. - Advantage Bobby Carpenter

Physique:
Bobby Carpenter spends hours a day in the weight room; Crazy Cowboy spends hours a day reading the Cowboys Zone posting “Thanks, nice post” - Advantage Bobby Carpenter


By my scientific evaluation Bobby Carpenter is better than Crazy Cowboy on at least three major life categories. Advantage clearly Bobby Carpenter.

:starspin thats funny right there!

 

[Crown Royal]

Bobby Carpenter spends hours a day in the weight room; Crazy Cowboy spends hours a day reading the Cowboys Zone posting “Thanks, nice post” - Advantage Bobby Carpenter

I swear to GOD every once in a while I will get on at the same time CC does, and just see the front page with the last post on EVERY THREAD attributed to him.

Go and read the threads and you have the above or, "thanks for posting the article' or 'I think we might have something here' or 'I agree with you.'

I was even thinking about that today. Glad I'm not the only one who notice.:laugh2:

 

[Rack]

I swear to GOD every once in a while I will get on at the same time CC does, and just see the front page with the last post on EVERY THREAD attributed to him.

Go and read the threads and you have the above or, "thanks for posting the article' or 'I think we might have something here' or 'I agree with you.'

I was even thinking about that today. Glad I'm not the only one who notice.:laugh2:

Oh you aren't, don't worry about that.


If he posts more then 5 words I'm shocked. After reading the original post in this thread, I had to go outside and feel the ground to make sure hell didn't freeze over.

 

[cowboyfreak]

nice post

 

[Jarv]

I swear to GOD every once in a while I will get on at the same time CC does, and just see the front page with the last post on EVERY THREAD attributed to him.

Go and read the threads and you have the above or, "thanks for posting the article' or 'I think we might have something here' or 'I agree with you.'

I was even thinking about that today. Glad I'm not the only one who notice.:laugh2:

I belive he explained this once. He has a lurking boss so he cannot spend a lot of time writing...or pay the wrath of the boss.

I don't mind the short quotes as much...It the people who quote a whole article to say thanks or a one sentence reply that...Well...that drives me mad.

 

[silverbear]

Leave him alone...or I will make sure he sends you pics of himself without the mask.

He's wearing a mask??

I just thought he had a rather unusual skin condition... kinda like the Smurfs meet Liberace...

 

[Crown Royal]

I belive he explained this once. He has a lurking boss so he cannot spend a lot of time writing...or pay the wrath of the boss.

I don't mind the short quotes as much...It the people who quote a whole article to say thanks or a one sentence reply that...Well...that drives me mad.

It doesn't bother me at all. I just laught when I wake up in the morning and see 'Last post by Crazy Cowboy' at the end of every thread. It makes me :laugh2:.

 

[DragonCowboy]

I belive he explained this once. He has a lurking boss so he cannot spend a lot of time writing...or pay the wrath of the boss.

I don't mind the short quotes as much...It the people who quote a whole article to say thanks or a one sentence reply that...Well...that drives me mad.

Agreed.

The ones who actually take up space to say "thanks" really annoy me.

However, if you're just going to say, "thanks", then don't even post.

 

[CrazyCowboy]

In other news, rookie linebacker Bobby Carpenter walked over and said, "People who read your blog are sad." I quickly defended you guys and told him to "bug off."

I pulled this quote from another thread, and just had to paste it here.

Depending on how you read this quote, Carpenter could be slamming each of us Zoners!

Ah, who cares.......I am just glad to see Carpenter is showing just a little bit of aggression towards something!

 

[Crown Royal]

I pulled this quote from another thread, and just had to paste it here.

Depending on how you read this quote, Carpenter could be slamming each of us Zoners!

Ah, who cares.......I am just glad to see Carpenter is showing just a little bit of aggression towards something!

I've not seen a fan on this forum follow a LB like this since 2 notables worshipped the Jock of The Shanle.

 

[CrazyCowboy]

I've not seen a fan on this forum follow a LB like this since 2 notables worshipped the Jock of The Shanle.

Look, if as a fan if you wanted Lawson as badly as I did......and you absolutely love the Dallas Cowboys........then Lawson was available in the draft and you see your favorite team pass on him because the excuse given was he has a tool set similiar to DeMarcus Ware and we needed someone who was a little more solid against the run......B.S.

OK--so we draft Carpenter (and I don't hate him), so I get over the disappointment. I am pulling for Carp all preseason to hit something/anybody/anything......don't really see any hard hits out of him......then I see Lawson attacking the ball carrier/QB's you name it for friggin SF!

YES.......I am disappointed.....and hope Carpenter will prove me wrong! :ralph:

I cannot believe so many of you ZONER Carpenter Homers (who I have a great deal of respect for your football insight) continue to take up for this draft mistake! You Zoners know who you are! Please take off the blinders.....as of today this guy has shown absolutely NOTHING!

 

[Cochese]

Look, if as a fan if you wanted Lawson as badly as I did......and you absolutely love the Dallas Cowboys........then Lawson was available in the draft and you see your favorite team pass on him because the excuse given was he has a tool set similiar to DeMarcus Ware and we needed someone who was a little more solid against the run......B.S.

OK--so we draft Carpenter (and I don't hate him), so I get over the disappointment. I am pulling for Carp all preseason to hit something/anybody/anything......don't really see any hard hits out of him......then I see Lawson attacking the ball carrier/QB's you name it for friggin SF!

YES.......I am disappointed.....and hope Carpenter will prove me wrong! :ralph:

I cannot believe so many of you ZONERS (who I have a great deal of respect for) continue to take up for this draft mistake! You guy know who you are!

The only thing I got from this was...

""waaaaaaaaaaaah.....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...*sob*....waaaaaaaaaaaaaah....MANNY LAWSON....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

 

[DragonCowboy]

Look, if as a fan if you wanted Lawson as badly as I did......and you absolutely love the Dallas Cowboys........then Lawson was available in the draft and you see your favorite team pass on him because the excuse given was he has a tool set similiar to DeMarcus Ware and we needed someone who was a little more solid against the run......B.S.

OK--so we draft Carpenter (and I don't hate him), so I get over the disappointment. I am pulling for Carp all preseason to hit something/anybody/anything......don't really see any hard hits out of him......then I see Lawson attacking the ball carrier/QB's you name it for friggin SF!

YES.......I am disappointed.....and hope Carpenter will prove me wrong! :ralph:

I cannot believe so many of you ZONER Carpenter Homers (who I have a great deal of respect for your football insight) continue to take up for this draft mistake! You Zoners know who you are! Please take off the blinders.....as of today this guy has shown absolutely NOTHING!

It's his first year, give him a break.