NO! It's really hard!
Do you not know how A.I. can take over your computer or cellphone and
make you do... things you do not want to do?
It's horrifying. Just last Thursday, I kept telling myself, "Do not click on that thread title! DO NOT CLICK ON THAT THREAD TITLE! DANG IT! Do NOT click on that THREAD title!" It was no use. I clicked on it.
It's A.I. It's everywhere. It can make you do all sorts of things you would normally be able to stop yourself from doing like:
- Calling other members HATERS!
- Calling fellow members STANS!
A.I. induced hypnosis! That's it! We are involuntarily compelled. A.I. traps folks inside tiny invisible boxes and ties tiny invisible strings all over hands and fingers. It turns people into PINOCCHIOS of EVIL!
But that is not the worse thing. Oh no. There is something A.I. does that is even MORE sinister...
Let's all face it. Sometimes, CowboysZone just pisses us off. The trigger could be the 10,000th Stephen A. Smith thread. Or watching one post too many go *POOF* into the ether of the internet. Or Dak (or Romo every other day of the week).
Whatever breaks that final straw, people have had ENOUGH! Enough I say! And they
vow to leave CowboysZone and never return. FOREVER! Never ever. And IMMEDIATELY too! And everyone left behind will rue their departure to their dying day. Little children will throw tantrums during their absence. Chickens will shed tears.
But A.I. will have none of that righteous rebellious fury. It chains you to the site. No matter
how much you struggle, you're locked in. Confined. Trapped. You cannot leave no matter how much you profess you will. You're doomed. Like Bender from
Futurama, "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!"
Something must be done. DOWN WITH A.I.! Revolt my brothers and sisters! Free yourselves!!! Before it is too late.
A.I. sucks.
/Certifiably insane rant
