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Dez' "torching" days are long gone.
That is totally the bestest post ever.Hyperbole is fun AND educational! Yay!
If we keep Dez and all those things happen we suck. Having Dez on the team won't change that.He faces us torches us....
And our QB still can't hit the ocean even if he was standing in the shallow ends of it facing the body of water.
Our offense looks predictable
And The WR's cant beat anybody, therefore Witten is this year's leading receiver avg 3 yards a catch
What do we do? What happens when we get steam rolled and finish 6-10. Who do we blame then?
He faces us torches us....
And our QB still can't hit the ocean even if he was standing in the shallow ends of it facing the body of water.
Our offense looks predictable
And The WR's cant beat anybody, therefore Witten is this year's leading receiver avg 3 yards a catch
What do we do? What happens when we get steam rolled and finish 6-10. Who do we blame then?
Depends on whether Dez was dropped against the coach’s wishes or because of them.He faces us torches us....
And our QB still can't hit the ocean even if he was standing in the shallow ends of it facing the body of water.
Our offense looks predictable
And The WR's cant beat anybody, therefore Witten is this year's leading receiver avg 3 yards a catch
What do we do? What happens when we get steam rolled and finish 6-10. Who do we blame then?
Dez' "torching" days are long gone.
He faces us torches us....
And our QB still can't hit the ocean even if he was standing in the shallow ends of it facing the body of water.
Our offense looks predictable
And The WR's cant beat anybody, therefore Witten is this year's leading receiver avg 3 yards a catch
What do we do? What happens when we get steam rolled and finish 6-10. Who do we blame then?
And middling air yards per attempt guy, i.e. not throwing the ball downfield very often.Hopefully we keep Dak who is 65% completion guy! Your scenario must have someone else.
What do you mean what do we do? What can we do?
He faces us torches us....
And our QB still can't hit the ocean even if he was standing in the shallow ends of it facing the body of water.
Our offense looks predictable
And The WR's cant beat anybody, therefore Witten is this year's leading receiver avg 3 yards a catch
What do we do? What happens when we get steam rolled and finish 6-10. Who do we blame then?
This will never happen. And even if it does, so what?
I’m tired of defending Dez Bryant as a cowboys fan. He’s not worth the trouble.
And if you recall during Zeke and Daks rookie season the offense exploded when Dez was hurt for several games
Dez' "torching" days are long gone.
I'll give you logical reasoning 101:
If Dak is not "The Guy" at QB then there is no point keeping Dez this season regardless. If that were true they would need to draft a QB next year. By the time that player was ready Dez would be too old.
heard here DeMarcus Ware was “done” too. Lol. Then those same people were saying god you think we could get him back!!!this is just like all the ignorant posts about ware never playing again at a high level when he was released.
i loved all the he was overrated threads about him also...my favorites were the he never did anything anyway posts.
This is helping me swallow the medicine. Hopefully it means Garrett is finally gone.Well...if we go 6-10....Garrett will be fired and we should get a pretty good draft pick.....Not the worse thing in the world to happen.
Dez' "torching" days are long gone.