I don't care that he got it, only that it was here. I agree, get whatever they're dumb enough to pay you.
I object, Your Honor. The evidence clearly shows the defendant is a ‘stat padder’ and all but disappears when the opponent is relevant to the playoff race. Bailiff, ROLL THE FILM.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury - please note the enlarged and glazed eyes of the defendant - and the repeated tendency to throw off his back foot rather than stepping UP into the pocket or sliding to either side before planting for the throw.
THESE ARE the characteristics of your classic ‘front-runner’ … and NOT an example of the ballsy clutch QBs that annually litter the landscape of conference championship football.
The defendant is clearly NOT a championship-caliber QB - but a mere ‘poseur’attempting to milk his next contract negotiations. And duping inumerable fans into believing in a capacity that is absent in this player - subsequently doling out their hard-earned bucks hoping to witness an event that will NEVER OCCUR.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury … I beseech you to do the right thing. To protect the ‘little guy’ … the hard-working normally level-headed Cowboys fan who falls for the spiel of Jerry Jones sales pitch year-after-year. Convict this Defendant Number Four of the charge of Fraud. And protect these innocent dupes from the tentacles of Jerry Jones’s avarice. Until NEXT season.