Maake Kemoeatu signs with the Panthers

[Displaced Cowboy]

Baltimore defensive tackle Maake Kemoeatu reached an agreement with Carolina -- 5 years, $23 million, with $8 million of it guaranteed.

 

[Clove]

Baltimore defensive tackle Maake Kemoeatu reached an agreement with Carolina -- 5 years, $23 million, with $8 million of it guaranteed.

This sucks!

 

[Juke99]

Wowza...some big numbers being tossed around...that said, an already very good Panther D line just got gooderer...

 

[theogt]

another one bites the dust.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Someone is dialing a suicide hotline right now.

 

[Clove]

Carolina is serious about defense, I'll tell ya.

 

[BigDFan5]

Nors is going to cry

 

[Ken]

Did anyone really expect to pay this much for a nose when we just gave big bucks to Fergy?

We will draft someone.

 

[Avery]

Bummer, but not unexpected. We ponied up for Fergy last year.

 

[Clove]

With the Browns missing out on Kemoeatu, Watson becomes their target I'll bet.

 

[Typhus]

The teams that will be labeled as the "Big winners" this offseason, will be the teams that do exactly this..... overpaying for solid players.

 

[Gaede]

Don't worry Nors! Ty Law and Lawyer Milloy are both on the market!!

And we might still draft Vernon Davis and Leonard Pope!

Keep your hopes up pal!

 

[Calicowboy]

Wowza...some big numbers being tossed around...that said, an already very good Panther D line just got gooderer...

Haha...I knew that was a word!

 

[Nors]

Did anyone really expect to pay this much for a nose when we just gave big bucks to Fergy?

We will draft someone.

Glover was getting paid just as much and that spot is still open on roster.......still and that Browns did not sign him is bad draft day for us. Worse an NFC contender snared him.

Draft? Yes and 31 other teams after DT players. New CBA going to drive paydays up. Get used to it.

 

[Silverstar]

Did anyone really expect to pay this much for a nose when we just gave big bucks to Fergy?

We will draft someone.

Thank you

NT is not a glamourous position anyway. As long as Ferguson is consistently double-teamed, he's done his job folks.


NEXT....

 

[Ken]

Glover was getting paid just as much and that spot is still open on roster.......still and that Browns did not sign him is bad draft day for us. Worse an NFC contender snared him.

Draft? Yes and 31 other teams after DT players. New CBA going to drive paydays up. Get used to it.

Ok....

keep telling yourself that.

We will be fine, we need a BACKUP, not starter.

 

[Nors]

Don't worry Nors! Ty Law and Lawyer Milloy are both on the market!!

And we might still draft Vernon Davis and Leonard Pope!

Keep your hopes up pal!

I have no interest in Milloy
TE depth and a FS sure are needs on this team.

 

[Nors]

Ok....

keep telling yourself that.

We will be fine, we need a BACKUP, not starter.

You go build a team of backups, I'll go get a team of quality DT depth. See Glover loss for hole there still

Keep gloating about losing

 

[Gaede]

I have no interest in Milloy
TE depth and a FS sure are needs on this team.

:laugh2: in honour of the Soprano's finally returning to t.v this week,

I'm just breakin' balls.

 

[AsthmaField]

Someone is dialing a suicide hotline right now.

Phone operator - "Suicide Hotline... may I help you?"

Nors - "Yes sir, this is Nors... I'm gonna do it."

Phone operator - "Your name is... Nors?"

Nors - "Yeah, its short for NorEaster... it's a big snowstorm that blows in from Canada. I'm from New England and we get... look it isn't important! I'm gonna do it!"

Phone operator - "Your parents named you after a storm from Canada?"

Nors - "No! I call myself that. Forget about my name, okay? I'm going to jump."

Phone operator - "Okay, I'll drop it... just strange is all. Why are you going to jump?"

Nors - "Jerry Jones and Bill Parcells let the PERFECT nose tackle get signed in free agency by the Carolina Panthers and now if Ferguson gets hurt, Pepper Johnson will have to fill in."

Phone operator - "His parents named him Pepper?"

Nors - "No, Parcells used to have a player named Thomas Johnson back when he coached... Look! It doesn't matter what his name is! I need help because I think the only solution to my sorrow is to jump!"

Phone operator - "Why is that the only solution?"

Nors - "Well... Maake Kemouate would've been the perfect backup NT for Dallas and..."

Phone operator - "Did his parents name him Maake or did he call himself that? Is that a storm too?"

Nors - "Look... The names aren't important, okay!? What is important is that Dallas is a 3-4 team and that we now don't have depth at the most important position for any 3-4 team!"

Phone operator - "What's a 3-4 team?"

Nors - "The 3-4 is the best defense in the world! You have 3 defensive linemen and 4 linebackers. It adds a ton of versatility to what the defense can do and is almost unstoppable if run right. The New England Patriots run it you know."

Phone operator - "Okay... I'll forget the names. So, the panthers now have a perfect backup for their 3-4, and you don't want that?"

Nors - "No, they don't run a 3-4... they use a 4-3. Most teams run a 4-3 defense."

Phone operator - "If the 3-4 is so great, why do most teams use a 4-3?"

Nors - "I'm not sure... the 4-3 isn't even close to... Look man! I'm going to jump to my death if you can't help me! Do you want to help?"

Phone operator - "I just don't understand why almost everyone would use the 4-3 if this 3-4 is supposed to be sooooooo great."

Nors - *click*

Woman in background - "Who was that Hos?"

Hos - "Oh, nobody."