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Off-topic kind of... I've only had 1 massage in my life when my wife dragged me into a place walking around NYC.
It sucked. She was old, smelled like an ashtray, and she seemed to want to use her thumbs like screwdrivers on my back. It was like enduring having a filling at the dentist.
Are they all like that? What if u go get a massage and a dude walks in to rub on you? Is it un-PC to go "hey, I don't want anyone with a Adam's Apple touching me"?
Can you just say that I want a girl...and please no fatties or smokers and I want her to make it feel good not like she's trying to pull my tendons free from the bones?
I just don't know protocol.
It sucked. She was old, smelled like an ashtray, and she seemed to want to use her thumbs like screwdrivers on my back. It was like enduring having a filling at the dentist.
Are they all like that? What if u go get a massage and a dude walks in to rub on you? Is it un-PC to go "hey, I don't want anyone with a Adam's Apple touching me"?
Can you just say that I want a girl...and please no fatties or smokers and I want her to make it feel good not like she's trying to pull my tendons free from the bones?
I just don't know protocol.