Micah Parsons interview

[Ranching]

Say, who are those two girls with Brad Pitt in your avatar?

Lol! My baby graduated college on Friday! Proud papa....

 

[AsthmaField]

Lol! My baby graduated college on Friday! Proud papa....

Congrats my man. It isn’t easy to get them up to that point.

 

[Corso]

Congratulations on your new baby, but do you know that global warming is going to turn the planet into a barren dystopian wasteland in 20 years?

I'm cool with it.
I got gills, a catamaran, a urine distiller, and webbed feet.
Maybe a lime tree, but I'm not telling you about it... doh!
Bring on Jean Tripplehorn.

 

[JoeKing]

Scrooge......is that you?

Yeah, I know. People are getting excited about our 1st rd pick and here I am, pissing in everyone's Cheerios. I apologize everyone. Enjoy.

 

[Mk2_Cowboys]

I don't even know what that is.

That’s exactly wha the real tiger king would day! It is you!

 

[JoeKing]

That’s exactly wha the real tiger king would day! It is you!

WTH?

 

[Verdict]

Shut up.

Lol. +1