Michael Jackson's ghost spotted inside his house on CNN

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bbgun;2834513 said:
Ghosts aren't real? So whose been "haunting" the Dallas Cowboys for the last dozen years?

I think the ghost's name is Jerry Jones.
 

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Creatures crawl in search of blood.
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Without the soul for getting down.
Must stand and face the hounds of hell.
And rot inside a corpse's shell...

The foulest stench is in the air.
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And grizzly ghouls from every tomb.
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Your body starts to shiver.
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bbgun;2834522 said:
With that face, he's more of a "Phantom of the Opera" type.

Whatever he is he's ****ed things up for long enough.

I'm listening to the Michael Jackson song "Man in the Mirror."

"I'm starting with the man in the mirror. I'm asking him to change his ways."

Good lyrics. 13 years is plenty.

Jerry must have different mirrors in his house. The one's I have will tell you you've ****ed up for a while.
 

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theogt;2834515 said:
The term "missing link" is a term applied to any evidence of evolutionary chains. Obviously there is evidence of evolutionary chains, as I posted the link, so there is evidence of "missing links."

By your definition, there can be no "missing link" because if evidence exists of the link, it's not missing.

As for the other evidence you claim, I specifically stated "credible evidence." Shaky hand cameras with light spots aren't what I'm referring to. I don't have to provide any "working methodology for determining reliability." It's called common friggin' sense. I can't believe I'm actually arguing about ghosts. I've hit a new low. I'm out.[

There's a difference between fossils that we observe to exist and fossils that we infer to exist in order to make macroevolution a viable scientific principle.

There's not a tangible record for every fossil that the macroevolutionary model predicts will exist. So, when I refer to 'missing links', I'm only referring to the fossils for which there is no hard evidence.

This is in contrast to supernatural evidence, for which there is a tangible record (although reasonable people can dispute the veracity of this tangible record).

It's interesting that you would appeal to "common sense" because common sense is not absolute. For some people, the existence of ghosts and after lifes is a matter of common sense.
 

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Whether or not ghosts are real doesn't really matter. I do worry about anyone who gives this shadow more than a milisecond of thought though. It's just a shadow people.
 

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CATCH17;2834497 said:
People who "dont believe" better hope ghosts aren't real.

Why? I've secured all my fine dinnerware and made sure that all my floors are carpeted. No sliding chairs for me.

Its interesting that ghosts only like to move stuff. Always video of stuff in the room moving but no footage of any person fighting with a ghost.

And if ghosts exist, why aren't there more of them? Surely there have been more people who have died since the beginning of time than their currently are alive. Why so few ghosts? I've never seen one. Never have met anyone who has says they have.

Just seems odd that there aren't more ghosts going around. You'd think there would be 1 dependable ghost that has allowed himself to be a tourist attraction.

Secretive bunch I suppose.
 

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CATCH17;2834497 said:
People who "dont believe" better hope ghosts aren't real.
Give 'em a call.
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Hoofbite;2834865 said:
Why? I've secured all my fine dinnerware and made sure that all my floors are carpeted. No sliding chairs for me.

Its interesting that ghosts only like to move stuff. Always video of stuff in the room moving but no footage of any person fighting with a ghost.

And if ghosts exist, why aren't there more of them? Surely there have been more people who have died since the beginning of time than their currently are alive. Why so few ghosts? I've never seen one. Never have met anyone who has says they have.

Just seems odd that there aren't more ghosts going around. You'd think there would be 1 dependable ghost that has allowed himself to be a tourist attraction.

Secretive bunch I suppose.

Maybe not all ghosts are stuck here on earth.

Maybe a high percent go to another place.
 

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CATCH17;2835039 said:
Maybe not all ghosts are stuck here on earth.

Maybe a high percent go to another place.

But there still isn't one place you can go to that would guarantee an encounter?

Not one single place on earth where you are going to see a ghost, no questions asked.

Pretty convenient if you ask me.
 

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Hoofbite;2835228 said:
But there still isn't one place you can go to that would guarantee an encounter?

Not one single place on earth where you are going to see a ghost, no questions asked.

Pretty convenient if you ask me.


Dunno. Im sure that there are certain places that the odds of you seeing something are fairly high.

I know a lot of people who are nurses change their minds real quick about ghosts when they start their jobs.

I've personally never seen a ghost and honestly its not really something i'd want to see because im the kind of person who wouldn't be able to sleep for about a year because of it.

But I do know people who say they have and they are people that wouldn't lie about something like that.
 

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Hoofbite;2835228 said:
But there still isn't one place you can go to that would guarantee an encounter?

Not one single place on earth where you are going to see a ghost, no questions asked.

Pretty convenient if you ask me.

When is the last time you saw air? Have you ever seen air move something?
 

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CliffnMesquite;2835339 said:
When is the last time you saw air? Have you ever seen air move something?
Well, yeah. All the time. Check out your trees moving in the wind.
 

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CATCH17;2835540 said:
Im pretty sure thats his point.
Well, that's a pretty silly point. You can see air and measure it. Ghosts, not so much.
 
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