The Jerry Jones draft policy:
Never draft a quarterback capable of making it off the practice squad unless your starter has one foot out the door.
Drafting an injured player is always a bargain. They would be worth far more if completely healthy.....because they would be completely healthy.
Target a specific position and if your preferred player is taken, immediately draft the next at that position, regardless of how much further they are down the list.
WRs are special, angelic, beautiful playmakers. RBs are the scum of the earth.
When the camera is rolling in the war room, all eyes must be on Jerry......who will be on the phone whether or not someone is actually on the line.
All selections must be openly celebrated, and Jerry must be heartily congratulated by each member of the staff as if he had just invented the cure for ACL injuries.