Money in the Bank thread

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huge pop and chant for Punk, who comes out now. No megaphone. No mic....

 

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Several signs seen: "If Punk loses we RIOT."

 

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Punk plants himself Raven-esque in the middle of the squared circle. CM Punk chants are overwhelmingly loud....cacaphonous...Punk calls for more...

 

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punk jumps out of ring hugs a woman, jumps back in and plants himself again. Cena music breaks. out comes THE CHAMP! lol

 

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lol...Punk outside the ring, clapping big time for the belt when Cena raises it in ring

 

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I miss Michael Buffer on these intros

 

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Whelp! Here we go. What's in the script for tonight? We shall see.

 

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Punk does two wrestling moves. Cena counters with one. They whisper sweet nothings to each other along the ropes. Break.

Regroup time. Let's dance.

 

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Cena asks Punk to the prom. Punk refuses. Punk gets down on knees, then back up. Cena bounces for Punk. They continue to dance around each other.

 

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Cena bounces for Punk. Punk jumps for Cena. Both cavort and jostle about.

 

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We can't see Punk!

 

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Oh my! Punk has Tommy John surgery in the middle of the ring! Cena patiently awaits. Back at it now.

 

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I'm just waiting on The Rock's music to hit lol

 

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Jake The Snake would have just won

 

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Apparently Punk was already being advertised somewhere for Raw tomorrow BTW...

 

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Awwww - Punk just whispered a lot of little love-nothings in Cena's ear

 

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Both contestants try to leave over the rope. Both down, neither can succeessfully escape

 

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Back and forth...back and forth...some Cena lookalike at ringside (in seats), right by a reallllllly ugly woman. Unreal.

 

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Punk is rolling right now...right outside of the ring

 

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Dear Lord. That idiot who looks so much like Cena, and is wearing his hat and red shirt is unnerving me. Yikes. GET A LIFE!