FEATURED Morning Pops!

[Runwildboys]

Good afternoon, Pops, Coachadoodles and all my rowdy Popsadoodles! Not much going on here. I went to see my doctor last month and she proceeded to go medieval on my buttocks. I decided I could wait a bit before I have to face more of that. I did have a finger that turned suicidal on me. Y'all remember me griping about cutting it, right? After it healed. I was doing some lite yard work and it jumped into my hedge trimmer. Cut in the same spot, too. Last week, I was doing housework and accidentally dropped a glass piece. I had no trouble until that finger found a sharp edge and started bleeding... again. It's behaving now but I'm keeping an eye on it.

I was perusing the interwebs this past Thursday. I glanced at a picture and thought what an ugly woman! Then I pondered why she was on MSN. It turns out she was none other than Tom Brady. I guess he had his face at an odd angle to not be instantly recognizable. I have seen a woman that was so ugly, I nearly threw up when I saw her. No joke. She reminded me of Frankenstein with her sheer size, flat top of her head and scowl. She could hurt me, so I hit fast mosey.

Anyway, I thought I'd share my odd stories and hope someone gets a kick out of them.

I say cut that finger off, before it kills you!

I've seen a lot of people like that, who literally make me turn away, so they don't see how disgusted I am. I feel bad, until I remember how nice I was, to turn away.

 

[Xelda]

I say cut that finger off, before it kills you!

I've seen a lot of people like that, who literally make me turn away, so they don't see how disgusted I am. I feel bad, until I remember how nice I was, to turn away.

You are brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? That finger has bled like crazy this year.

As for ugly people, YIKES! They must have congregated up north because most people here are attractive in one way or another. That woman could have starred in horror movies without makeup. I have worked to block her image from my memory, but the experience lives on.

 

[Runwildboys]

You are brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? That finger has bled like crazy this year.

As for ugly people, YIKES! They must have congregated up north because most people here are attractive in one way or another. That woman could have starred in horror movies without makeup. I have worked to block her image from my memory, but the experience lives on.

In the sales office of our lumberyard, there's a guy named Ryan. Possibly the strangest looking person I've ever known. He's about 5' tall, and about the same width. He has a very oddly shaped, balding head, and... Nevermind, that's beside the point.

There's a new in the office, and he would say hello to me by name. I asked my dispatcher what his name was, so I could return a proper response. As it turns out, his name is also Ryan, but he's tall and thin.

So I joked with the dispatcher that we have a "Vertical Ryan" and a "Horizontal Ryan".

A couple of weeks later, he has a question for the former Ryan about an invoice he did, so he yells in to him. The latter Ryan replies. So my dispatcher yells, "Oh, it was Vertical Ryan who did this?"

All we hear next is, "OH, SO I'M HORIZONTAL RYAN! SCREW YOU GUYS!!!"