My Relationship Advice

[PJTHEDOORS]

i usually dont give out relationship advice, but i thought i give this a try, here it goes.

one way to make love to a woman is by just hugging her gently and kissing her softly in the cheeks or lips while she wears her tight blue jeans(at all times, its important for a woman to wear her finest tight jeans in this situation) for hours. thats real love.

Jean commercial.

 

[Fritsch_the_cat]

i usually dont give out relationship advice, but i thought i give this a try, here it goes.

one way to make love to a woman is by just hugging her gently and kissing her softly in the cheeks or lips while she wears her tight blue jeans(at all times, its important for a woman to wear her finest tight jeans in this situation) for hours. thats real love.

Do you put the blue jeans on her before or after you inflate her?

 

[Fritsch_the_cat]

Jean commercial.

Then it needs music.

 

[Idgit]

I don't give a lot of advice either, and this is really more parenting advice, but the face of a child can say it all if you really listen. Especially the mouth part of the face.

 

[iceberg]

i usually dont give out relationship advice, but i thought i give this a try, here it goes.

one way to make love to a woman is by just hugging her gently and kissing her softly in the cheeks or lips while she wears her tight blue jeans(at all times, its important for a woman to wear her finest tight jeans in this situation) for hours. thats real love.

drunk by 8:13pm...15 years of alcoholism and this was rare for even me.

posts that make no sense a few hours from this time - sure. that was me. but this early?

 

[YosemiteSam]

I don't give a lot of advice either, and this is really more parenting advice, but the face of a child can say it all if you really listen. Especially the mouth part of the face.

Yes, that mouth portion can say a lot. Especially foul things.

 

[YosemiteSam]

drunk by 8:13pm...15 years of alcoholism and this was rare for even me.

You didn't try hard enough.

 

[DFWJC]

i usually dont give out relationship advice, but i thought i give this a try, here it goes.

one way to make love to a woman is by just hugging her gently and kissing her softly in the cheeks or lips while she wears her tight blue jeans(at all times, its important for a woman to wear her finest tight jeans in this situation) for hours. thats real love.

You are one very strange poster.
Consistent at least!

 

[Kevinicus]

I farted.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Do you put the blue jeans on her before or after you inflate her?

I'm thinking it's not Blue Jeans. I'm thinking it's Lotion and it goes on the skin or else it gets the hose.

 

[Fritsch_the_cat]

You are one very strange poster.
Consistent at least!

At least he isn't griping about how the Longhorns have more fans that UTSA.

 

[Supercowboy1986]

Best advice, have a side relationship with someone else that is in a relationship. Protect yourself by doing something you shouldn't be doing with someone who is in the same boat.

 

[trickblue]

So what are you wearing?

 

[DFWJC]

At least he isn't griping about how the Longhorns have more fans that UTSA.

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[Sasquatch]

I'm waiting for the financial advice...

So glad I stopped by after the latest Hardy thread.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

i usually dont give out relationship advice, but i thought i give this a try, here it goes.

one way to make love to a woman is by just hugging her gently and kissing her softly in the cheeks or lips while she wears her tight blue jeans(at all times, its important for a woman to wear her finest tight jeans in this situation) for hours. thats real love.

 

[BAZ]

one way to make love to a woman

Give us a few more, I enjoy your quirky take on life.

 

[DallasEast]

i usually dont give out relationship advice, but i thought i give this a try, here it goes.

one way to make love to a woman is by just hugging her gently and kissing her softly in the cheeks or lips while she wears her tight blue jeans(at all times, its important for a woman to wear her finest tight jeans in this situation) for hours. thats real love.

Cialis is a helluva drug.

 

[WoodysGirl]

I have nothing to post. Just here for the lols..

 

[YosemiteSam]

Best advice, have a side relationship with someone else that is in a relationship. Protect yourself by doing something you shouldn't be doing with someone who is in the same boat.

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