My Relationship Advice

[BigDGarciaFan]

i usually dont give out relationship advice, but i thought i give this a try, here it goes.

one way to make love to a woman is by just hugging her gently and kissing her softly in the cheeks or lips while she wears her tight blue jeans(at all times, its important for a woman to wear her finest tight jeans in this situation) for hours. thats real love.

 

[maxdallasfan]

Ok. Thanks. Anyone got a tissue?

 

[darthseinfeld]

Lol

 

[HeavyBarrel]

This is awesome.

 

[BigDGarciaFan]

btw, someone disregard my first posting(similiar to this thread). in fact, deleted it. but not this one

 

[darthseinfeld]

I disagree with the OP.

The best way to make love to a woman is to build a really cool fort out of boxes and camp in there all night eating Pringles, starburst and telling scary stories

 

[Fletch]

i usually dont give out relationship advice, but i thought i give this a try, here it goes.

one way to make love to a woman is by just hugging her gently and kissing her softly in the cheeks or lips while she wears her tight blue jeans(at all times, its important for a woman to wear her finest tight jeans in this situation) for hours. thats real love.

I usually prep for my love making session by dropping a massive deuce before hand. After cleaning my back side really well so the smell doesn't linger, I begin foreplay.

 

[darthseinfeld]

I usually prep for my love making session by dropping a massive deuce before hand. After cleaning my back side really well so the smell doesn't linger, I begin foreplay.

I though that was foreplay?

 

[darthseinfeld]

i usually dont give out relationship advice, but i thought i give this a try, here it goes.

one way to make love to a woman is by just hugging her gently and kissing her softly in the cheeks or lips while she wears her tight blue jeans(at all times, its important for a woman to wear her finest tight jeans in this situation) for hours. thats real love.

Serious question. When do you break out the Pop Rocks?

 

[MichaelWinicki]

I'm waiting for the financial advice...

 

[maxdallasfan]

Don't forget the Petzl.

 

[darthseinfeld]

I'm waiting for the financial advice...

Lets just say stock up on penny rolls

 

[BigDGarciaFan]

Serious question. When do you break out the Pop Rocks?

i think i know what you mean, just go to the restroom before doing anything

 

[YosemiteSam]

Wow, put the crackpipe down.

 

[darthseinfeld]

i think i know what you mean, just go to the restroom before doing anything

Not going to the restroom is part of the fun

 

[RonSpringsdaman20]

 

[RonSpringsdaman20]

I usually prep for my love making session by dropping a massive deuce before hand. After cleaning my back side really well so the smell doesn't linger, I begin foreplay.

what tha.....?!!? lol...

we've fell into his trap...

he now has attention.

 

[Fletch]

I though that was foreplay?

what tha.....?!!? lol...

we've fell into his trap...

he now has attention.

Yep. See right thru him. But I had too. Lol

 

[YosemiteSam]

what tha.....?!!? lol...

we've fell into his trap...

he now has attention.

I hope you're not talking about THAT he.

 

[RonSpringsdaman20]

I hope you're not talking about THAT he.

come on man...