My thoughts on the Eagles

[ultron]

It's far from documented facts since when do eagles receivers go out and look to catch STDs?

Don't question my inside sources

 

[Ranched]

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[ghosttown cowboy]

Okay I remember right now that was a long time ago

'83 or '84 is when it came out...I was in Jr. High...

 

[lockster]

You must be super fun at parties

At parties where there's intelligent beings there, yes. In a crowd of the insane, drunk, learning impaired, simple minded and those that are full of it, not so much. But let's not let logic and reason get in the way of fallacious statements. .

 

[ultron]

At parties where there's intelligent beings there, yes. In a crowd of the insane, drunk, learning impaired, simple minded and those that are full of it, not so much. But let's not let logic and reason get in the way of fallacious statements. .

I'm an astrophysicist. This is hyperbole pal, don't take life so seriously & you'll be happier.

 

[Proof]

those statements are hilarious to read.

ding ding ding. kinda the point

 

[Whyjerry]

The Eagles are the 2nd worst football team in the NFL (behind the Bengals). They lost to the Dolphins, would've lost to the Skins and Giants (if they weren't intentionally tanking), and we beat them 37-10 when they were a healthier team. Forget that game - Here's my expert analysis:

QB- One of the worst in the league, he's a mini Jared Goff with a fumbling problem and has the most punchable face in all of sports.

HB- Boston Scott is their best running back and he's not tall enough to ride most roller coasters in North America.

WR- Their best receiver right now isn't good enough to make our practice squad & they would rather catch an STD than a football.

TE- We took away Wentz' boyfriend in the first game and we know if we take his boyfriend away again, he'll just give the ball to us 3 or 4 times, so we'll leave him alone.

OLine - This is their biggest strength and they're banged up right now. We feasted on them when they were healthy and if Doug Petersucker runs his mouth like he did last time - DLaw will destroy that back up RT & send Wentz to his annual I.R. trip.

Defense - They just flat out SUCK. Fitzpatrick, Eli, and Haskins cooked them and literally weren't even trying to win. If Dak doesn't even throw one pass this entire game, we should still beat Gym Shortz's goofy scheme and run the ball up their buttholes, that guy has 2 more games left as a coordinator/coach and then we'll never see his face again (he'll be an assistant over night manager at Target next year).

Eagles fans: By far the worst fan base in all of sports, they're posting on Reddit to bring batteries to the game to throw at the Cowboys and Cowboys fans. These people have serious psychological problems and it's well documented what they do to opposing teams fans (especially the Cowboys).

I flat out hate this team more than anything on earth and they are an insanely bad team. I'm so glad we're both 7-7 and it comes down to this game. We will embarrass these clowns on national television for the 2nd time this season and I can't wait to hear their fans boo the living crap out of them. Get ready for 4 yard check downs and screens because that's how bad their QB is and they want to limit his turnovers, he tried to air it out against us last game and he got cooked.

Go Cowboys.

While I appreciate the vitriol for Philly they are not one of the worst teams in the league. Fans should be ready for a disappointment Sunday evening. A loss to Philly is a very Dallas Cowboys like thing to do.

 

[Proof]

Dye it white he can be santa at the Pittsburgh X-mas party....

not sure you want to have anyone sitting on his lap

 

[lockster]

I'm an astrophysicist. This is hyperbole pal, don't take life so seriously & you'll be happier.

Just tired of all the personal attacks that go on here, and the stupid arguments that they include with them. This board has gotten progressively more hate filled as the years have rolled by. This isn't acceptable in civil societies. Hyperbole is best used in a way that isn't in an ad hominem attack, and with humour. Otherwise , these guys just make this board senseless hate. If they are going to personally attack someone, make Ur arguments legitimate. You should understand the necessity of valid correct arguments if you're really an astrophysicist, especially when it's of a personal nature or of importance, which is not where hyperbole belongs or makes its case very well. I actually use hyperbole a lot myself, but not as serious personal arguments. This kind of speech just returns hate filled speech. Hate breeds stupidity, stupidity breeds stupid hate filled ppl. Do any of you guys speak with Ur friends , face to face , with such animosity filled non sense? That's my point. I bet you don't use this type of speech with Ur colleagues. . Of course, in a " public" University that believes in a big bang, there would be no reason not to speak this way. . This type of behavior shows the lack of respect we now show each other in our country, and the belief in fallacious ideas of post modernism and relative truth. This is the problem.