My thoughts on the Eagles

[atlantacowboy]

Eagle fans are the scum of the earth.......and thats why the eagles are too!

This got 6 likes?

 

[ScipioCowboy]

Good lord, this post is so wrong on so many levels it makes me wonder if you've actually watched 1 second of their team this year. Where do i even begin.


They did lose to the Dolphins, but also beat an 11-3 Packers and a 10-4 Bills team both on the road. Both better wins than any win the Cowboys have had this year.



You don't watch football if you think Wentz is one of the worst QBs in the league. He's top 5 in TD passes with a practice squad WR core. He's not elite but that is just idiotic.


Once again, this is probably the worst take in this post and leads me to believe you've never watched one of their games. Miles Sanders is a very electric rookie RB and just broke LeSean McCoy's rookie record for most Scrimmage Yards by a rookie. Boston Scott gets about 10-15% of the snaps.


This "Doug Petersucker" you speak of has a SB ring in his first 3 years of coaching while Garrett is still clapping on the sidelines in Year 10.


If you actually look at the Eagles Home/Road splits on defense you will see that it is a huge disparity. When playing at home, their defense actually ranks as a top 10 defense. They just don't know how to play defense on the road. I expect them to put up a good effort at home.



It is one thing to hate a team with a passion and I applaud that, but those statements are hilarious to read if you think most of what you wrote is true.

Found the triggered Eagles fan.

 

[BoltsNHorns]

This was the only part of your rambling post that made any sense to me.

I like the mini Goff with fumbling issue. Makes me feel better!

 

[BourbonBalz]

But you are arguing a stupid point. Who cares if the Jets are or aren't the worst team in the league? In the end, they suck. You are splitting hairs in some bizarre defense of the Cowboys it seems.

The Jets suck. We lost to them. You sound foolish trying to tell a guy he's wrong that they aren't the worst team. They are one of the worst teams.

Whatever makes you feel better, Scooter. LOL. It seems this has put a burr in your *** for some reason.

 

[ak47kaehu]

This got 6 likes?

You like likes?

 

[DenCWBY]

Corey Clement
DeSean Jackson
Malik Jackson
Alshon Jeffrey
Hasan Ridgeway
Darren Sproles

Are ALL on IR

Lane Johnson won’t play
Jordan Howard won’t play
Derek Barnett won’t play
Nelson Agholor may not play

That’s EIGHT opening day starters who won’t or may not play.

Could you imagine if this many of our starters were out?

 

[Ranched]

Could you imagine if this many of our starters were out?

We'd be undefeated.

 

[dfense]

You forgot that they have a SB winning HC. We have JG.

Fail.

Really? Garrett owns the East. He's like 16-0 since 2017. Soon to be 18-0. It's Hilarious he never gets credit for that.

That SB winning coach Peterson has lost his last 4 against Garrett.

 

[charron]

Both teams have the 1 loss that is rearing its ugly head next week, the Eagles have the Dolphins loss and the Cowboys have the Jets loss. If one of them had handled their business then this game most likely wouldn't have mattered.

yall forget the eagles were the 1st win for the falcons before the falcons were playing good football.

 

[Ranched]

MEANWHILE 300 hundred miles from Philly....

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator

 

[Dracula]

Well, your FACTS are WRONG! The Jets are NOT the worst team in the NFL. They’re better than Cincinnati, Miami, the Giants, Washington, Arizona, and possibly Jacksonville.

Here is a documented fact for you. The Eagles and I hate those guys, may be just getting by but they are getting by, they are playing at home, and they are playing for all the marbles. We have a Jekyll and Hyde team. Stuff those inputs, into your expert documented breakdown, and pray that the 44-21 Cowboys show up and not the 24-22 Jets or the 31-24 Bears do. I'm praying for the 44-21 Cowboys but how many times have the Cowboys pumped us up and then broken our hearts?
Is this fact wrong?

 

[jrumann59]

You forgot that they have a SB winning HC. We have JG.

Fail.

who hasn't looked the same since Reich left.

 

[jrumann59]

MEANWHILE 300 hundred miles from Philly....

Dye it white he can be santa at the Pittsburgh X-mas party....

 

[Beast_from_East]

Corey Clement
DeSean Jackson
Malik Jackson
Alshon Jeffrey
Hasan Ridgeway
Darren Sproles

Are ALL on IR

Lane Johnson won’t play
Jordan Howard won’t play
Derek Barnett won’t play
Nelson Agholor may not play

That’s EIGHT opening day starters who won’t or may not play.

And there is a good chance we still might lose

 

[Beast_from_East]

The Eagles are the 2nd worst football team in the NFL (behind the Bengals). They lost to the Dolphins, would've lost to the Skins and Giants (if they weren't intentionally tanking), and we beat them 37-10 when they were a healthier team. Forget that game - Here's my expert analysis:

QB- One of the worst in the league, he's a mini Jared Goff with a fumbling problem and has the most punchable face in all of sports.

HB- Boston Scott is their best running back and he's not tall enough to ride most roller coasters in North America.

WR- Their best receiver right now isn't good enough to make our practice squad & they would rather catch an STD than a football.

TE- We took away Wentz' boyfriend in the first game and we know if we take his boyfriend away again, he'll just give the ball to us 3 or 4 times, so we'll leave him alone.

OLine - This is their biggest strength and they're banged up right now. We feasted on them when they were healthy and if Doug Petersucker runs his mouth like he did last time - DLaw will destroy that back up RT & send Wentz to his annual I.R. trip.

Defense - They just flat out SUCK. Fitzpatrick, Eli, and Haskins cooked them and literally weren't even trying to win. If Dak doesn't even throw one pass this entire game, we should still beat Gym Shortz's goofy scheme and run the ball up their buttholes, that guy has 2 more games left as a coordinator/coach and then we'll never see his face again (he'll be an assistant over night manager at Target next year).

Eagles fans: By far the worst fan base in all of sports, they're posting on Reddit to bring batteries to the game to throw at the Cowboys and Cowboys fans. These people have serious psychological problems and it's well documented what they do to opposing teams fans (especially the Cowboys).

I flat out hate this team more than anything on earth and they are an insanely bad team. I'm so glad we're both 7-7 and it comes down to this game. We will embarrass these clowns on national television for the 2nd time this season and I can't wait to hear their fans boo the living crap out of them. Get ready for 4 yard check downs and screens because that's how bad their QB is and they want to limit his turnovers, he tried to air it out against us last game and he got cooked.

Go Cowboys.

Like other posters have said, if we cant beat Philly then we really dont deserve to be in the playoffs.

 

[Flamma]

Both teams have the 1 loss that is rearing its ugly head next week, the Eagles have the Dolphins loss and the Cowboys have the Jets loss. If one of them had handled their business then this game most likely wouldn't have mattered.

I'm not sure the eagles don't still win the tie breaker if Dallas had beaten the jets. Did anyone work out that tie breaker?
Actually beating the jets might not have made a difference. The eagles would still win the division on common opponents tie breaker

Both teams have the 1 loss that is rearing its ugly head next week, the Eagles have the Dolphins loss and the Cowboys have the Jets loss. If one of them had handled their business then this game most likely wouldn't have mattered.

 

[lockster]

How is this rambling? This is an expert break down and nothing but documented facts.

How did you determine the most punchable face? What does being too short to ride a rollercoaster , etc. Have to do with facts? Lol. Go look up dr. Jason Lisle on YouTube and he can teach you some real facts about what is a fact. Lol.

 

[CowboysDrew]

My thoughts are that I'm going to have my second Philly Cheesesteak Monday of the year after my Cowboys ground those worthless punks into the ground for the second time of the year.

 

[Carter]

Really? Garrett owns the East. He's like 16-0 since 2017. Soon to be 18-0. It's Hilarious he never gets credit for that.

That SB winning coach Peterson has lost his last 4 against Garrett.

i rather take the one ring instead of all the Moral victories Garrett came up with that never matter.

To me the Cowboys could miss the Playoffs 5 times in a row if they get one ring afterwards.

 

[Sydla]

Whatever makes you feel better, Scooter. LOL. It seems this has put a burr in your *** for some reason.

LOL.

You are the guy arguing with two guys now over the concept of the Jets not being the worst team in the league.

And we have the burr in our ***? Self awareness ain't a strength of yours, eh?