My thoughts on the Eagles

[cowboy_ron]

Good lord, this post is so wrong on so many levels it makes me wonder if you've actually watched 1 second of their team this year. Where do i even begin.


They did lose to the Dolphins, but also beat an 11-3 Packers and a 10-4 Bills team both on the road. Both better wins than any win the Cowboys have had this year.



You don't watch football if you think Wentz is one of the worst QBs in the league. He's top 5 in TD passes with a practice squad WR core. He's not elite but that is just idiotic.


Once again, this is probably the worst take in this post and leads me to believe you've never watched one of their games. Miles Sanders is a very electric rookie RB and just broke LeSean McCoy's rookie record for most Scrimmage Yards by a rookie. Boston Scott gets about 10-15% of the snaps.

This "Doug Petersucker" you speak of has a SB ring in his first 3 years of coaching while Garrett is still clapping on the sidelines in Year 10.


If you actually look at the Eagles Home/Road splits on defense you will see that it is a huge disparity. When playing at home, their defense actually ranks as a top 10 defense. They just don't know how to play defense on the road. I expect them to put up a good effort at home.



It is one thing to hate a team with a passion and I applaud that, but those statements are hilarious to read if you think most of what you wrote is true.[/QUOTE]
You eagles fans that come in here pretending to be cowboys fans sure are sensitive........and really easy to spot

 

[Deebo1977]

3 Keys to beat the eagles:

1. Double ertz most of the time - he’s the first target most passing plays
2. Play All the time for screens and passes to running backs / check downs.
3. Make Wentz throw to their depleted wr to beat you.

 

[rnr_honeybadger]

Not to be a pessimist but need I remind folks here of Jason Garrett’s abysmal record in must win games?

 

[CB61]

The Eagles are the 2nd worst football team in the NFL (behind the Bengals). They lost to the Dolphins, would've lost to the Skins and Giants (if they weren't intentionally tanking), and we beat them 37-10 when they were a healthier team. Forget that game - Here's my expert analysis:

QB- One of the worst in the league, he's a mini Jared Goff with a fumbling problem and has the most punchable face in all of sports.

HB- Boston Scott is their best running back and he's not tall enough to ride most roller coasters in North America.

WR- Their best receiver right now isn't good enough to make our practice squad & they would rather catch an STD than a football.

TE- We took away Wentz' boyfriend in the first game and we know if we take his boyfriend away again, he'll just give the ball to us 3 or 4 times, so we'll leave him alone.

OLine - This is their biggest strength and they're banged up right now. We feasted on them when they were healthy and if Doug Petersucker runs his mouth like he did last time - DLaw will destroy that back up RT & send Wentz to his annual I.R. trip.

Defense - They just flat out SUCK. Fitzpatrick, Eli, and Haskins cooked them and literally weren't even trying to win. If Dak doesn't even throw one pass this entire game, we should still beat Gym Shortz's goofy scheme and run the ball up their buttholes, that guy has 2 more games left as a coordinator/coach and then we'll never see his face again (he'll be an assistant over night manager at Target next year).

Eagles fans: By far the worst fan base in all of sports, they're posting on Reddit to bring batteries to the game to throw at the Cowboys and Cowboys fans. These people have serious psychological problems and it's well documented what they do to opposing teams fans (especially the Cowboys).

I flat out hate this team more than anything on earth and they are an insanely bad team. I'm so glad we're both 7-7 and it comes down to this game. We will embarrass these clowns on national television for the 2nd time this season and I can't wait to hear their fans boo the living crap out of them. Get ready for 4 yard check downs and screens because that's how bad their QB is and they want to limit his turnovers, he tried to air it out against us last game and he got cooked.

Go Cowboys.

Why don't you tell us what you really think of them? LOL I would have to say I agree with you though

 

[CB61]

I’m not falling for the banana in the tailpipe...This is exactly the kind of game JG loses and it would be nice to clinch in filly...

Banana in the tailpipe? I always thought the potato was better

 

[CB61]

Good lord, this post is so wrong on so many levels it makes me wonder if you've actually watched 1 second of their team this year. Where do i even begin.


They did lose to the Dolphins, but also beat an 11-3 Packers and a 10-4 Bills team both on the road. Both better wins than any win the Cowboys have had this year.



You don't watch football if you think Wentz is one of the worst QBs in the league. He's top 5 in TD passes with a practice squad WR core. He's not elite but that is just idiotic.


Once again, this is probably the worst take in this post and leads me to believe you've never watched one of their games. Miles Sanders is a very electric rookie RB and just broke LeSean McCoy's rookie record for most Scrimmage Yards by a rookie. Boston Scott gets about 10-15% of the snaps.

This "Doug Petersucker" you speak of has a SB ring in his first 3 years of coaching while Garrett is still clapping on the sidelines in Year 10.


If you actually look at the Eagles Home/Road splits on defense you will see that it is a huge disparity. When playing at home, their defense actually ranks as a top 10 defense. They just don't know how to play defense on the road. I expect them to put up a good effort at home.



It is one thing to hate a team with a passion and I applaud that, but those statements are hilarious to read if you think most of what you wrote is true.[/QUOTE]
Ah come on leave the guy alone he's just trying to fire up the fan base LOL

 

[CB61]

And there is a good chance we still might lose

50/50 lol

 

[CB61]

Someone in the post-game thread asked if we could not bashing players are coaches after this game and just enjoy it? Seems like that is holding but the usual fan against fan continues lol !!

 

[beware_d-ware]

The Eagles have flat-out sucked for the past month and JG usually has this team ready to play for divisional games. I think we win this one pretty handily.

 

[Whirlwin]

How is this rambling? This is an expert break down and nothing but documented facts.

And the fact is the defense of line is the best part of the team you got that wrong .Just saying a lot of your stuff is speculation and opinion. But I agree the Eagles suck

 

[Ranched]

The Eagles have flat-out sucked for the past month, and JG usually has this team ready to play for divisional games. I think we win this one pretty handily.

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[irishline]

That was the most obvious case of “whistling past that graveyard” I have seen in the nfl. He was scared ******** going into the game.

Of course he was. We just beat him down 24-0 six days earlier.

 

[GMO415]

I still remember that clown. Glad we sent him home a loser.

 

[ShortRound]

The Eagles are the 2nd worst football team in the NFL (behind the Bengals). They lost to the Dolphins, would've lost to the Skins and Giants (if they weren't intentionally tanking), and we beat them 37-10 when they were a healthier team. Forget that game - Here's my expert analysis:

QB- One of the worst in the league, he's a mini Jared Goff with a fumbling problem and has the most punchable face in all of sports.

HB- Boston Scott is their best running back and he's not tall enough to ride most roller coasters in North America.

WR- Their best receiver right now isn't good enough to make our practice squad & they would rather catch an STD than a football.

TE- We took away Wentz' boyfriend in the first game and we know if we take his boyfriend away again, he'll just give the ball to us 3 or 4 times, so we'll leave him alone.

OLine - This is their biggest strength and they're banged up right now. We feasted on them when they were healthy and if Doug Petersucker runs his mouth like he did last time - DLaw will destroy that back up RT & send Wentz to his annual I.R. trip.

Defense - They just flat out SUCK. Fitzpatrick, Eli, and Haskins cooked them and literally weren't even trying to win. If Dak doesn't even throw one pass this entire game, we should still beat Gym Shortz's goofy scheme and run the ball up their buttholes, that guy has 2 more games left as a coordinator/coach and then we'll never see his face again (he'll be an assistant over night manager at Target next year).

Eagles fans: By far the worst fan base in all of sports, they're posting on Reddit to bring batteries to the game to throw at the Cowboys and Cowboys fans. These people have serious psychological problems and it's well documented what they do to opposing teams fans (especially the Cowboys).

I flat out hate this team more than anything on earth and they are an insanely bad team. I'm so glad we're both 7-7 and it comes down to this game. We will embarrass these clowns on national television for the 2nd time this season and I can't wait to hear their fans boo the living crap out of them. Get ready for 4 yard check downs and screens because that's how bad their QB is and they want to limit his turnovers, he tried to air it out against us last game and he got cooked.

Go Cowboys.

Damn straight F Philly

 

[mahoneybill]

This is Phillys Super Bowl so we better bring the same game we played against the rams

 

[johneric8]

How is this rambling? This is an expert break down and nothing but documented facts.

It's far from documented facts since when do eagles receivers go out and look to catch STDs?

 

[ghosttown cowboy]

Banana in the tailpipe? I always thought the potato was better

Beverly Hills Cop refernece

 

[CB61]

Beverly Hills Cop refernece

Funny I've seen all three of those and don't remember that but that's not unusual

 

[CB61]

Beverly Hills Cop refernece

Okay I remember right now that was a long time ago

 

[ultron]

How did you determine the most punchable face? What does being too short to ride a rollercoaster , etc. Have to do with facts? Lol. Go look up dr. Jason Lisle on YouTube and he can teach you some real facts about what is a fact. Lol.

You must be super fun at parties