I don't know, I guess you would have to ask all my friends about that.
I didn't admit anything. Do you even read the posts? I'm thinking the answer to this is no. I said, I don't know that Hitchens is going to be the Jack. I haven't heard or seen anything from KC that confirms this. However, it's reasonable to assume this. It's not a certainty but I think it's reasonable. What exactly is your point here?
If the poster was trying to say that it matters because he is an Inside LB, then I'm telling you that his position gets paid. Plain and simple, the metrics based on inside vs outside doesn't work, in all cases. Just like, in a Tampa 2, your MLB is more valuable and gets paid better then other MLBs in other schemes.
You are reading what you want to read into it. You are not really considering the facts. KC pays that position because it's valuable. Inside or Outside LB has nothing to do with anything in this situation. It's how you value a players skills and what they are worth to you, as a team.
As for jokes, I will tell you this. In the appropriate venue, I can laugh right along with the rest but in this forum, there are rules and one of them says that this is a family forum. Your joke, is boarderline. My suggestion would be to read up on the rules and just try and stay clear of things that might not be viewed as family friendly. This will probably not be the answer you are looking for but it's good advice. I would also recommend you consider using some kind of emoji when posting something that is supposed to be a joke. Dry humor gets lost on a message board.