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  1. kskboys

    kskboys Well-Known Member

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    Or maybe he was Rosie O'donnell's butt cheek flapper.
     
  2. Runwildboys

    Runwildboys Well-Known Member

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    No, they're still searching for that guy.
     
  3. ESisback

    ESisback Well-Known Member

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    Dang, you beat me to it!
     
  4. kskboys

    kskboys Well-Known Member

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    He forgot to strap a 2 x 4 across his butt before going in!!!
     
  5. Runwildboys

    Runwildboys Well-Known Member

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    He should've also tied their shoelaces together.
     
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  6. GeauxAggie972

    GeauxAggie972 Active Member

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    I'm intrigued
     
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  7. Runwildboys

    Runwildboys Well-Known Member

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    That's how he gets ya!
     
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  8. kskboys

    kskboys Well-Known Member

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    Sober time is 45 minutes of drinking coffee in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  9. kskboys

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    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

    He'll have you roped in and lathered up 'fore you can wink at Scarlet Johannsen!!!!!
     
  10. GeauxAggie972

    GeauxAggie972 Active Member

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    Sounds like a good weekend
     
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  11. Runwildboys

    Runwildboys Well-Known Member

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    Commitmentphobe, are ya?
     
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  12. kskboys

    kskboys Well-Known Member

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    A zillion likes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  13. kskboys

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    What I cain't understand is how u city fellers can get excited about yer woman w/o some rattlesnakes n possums involved!!!!!
     
  14. Runwildboys

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    It ain't just city folks, my friend......There are plenty of us country folk who aren't into bestiality too. :muttley:
     
  15. kskboys

    kskboys Well-Known Member

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    Or don't admit it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  16. Runwildboys

    Runwildboys Well-Known Member

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    My neighbor has a goat. He says shut up.
     
  17. kskboys

    kskboys Well-Known Member

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    I took a class on the paranormal in college. First day of class the professor asks how many believe in ghosts. Quite a few hands went up. Next question, who has seen a ghost. About half of those. Next question, who has had contact w/ a ghost. Maybe 6 or 7 hands went up.

    Next question, who has made love to a ghost. One hand in the very back shot up.

    The professor was amazed. He'd always asked this question just for kicks, never before had anyone responded in the positive.

    "Would you come up here, sir, and discuss this w/ the class?" queried the prof?

    "Shore", and a redneck from the back got up and ambled toward the front of class.

    "Now, I don't want to embarrass you or anything, but would you mind telling us a bit about your experience making love to a ghost?"

    The redneck responded "Ghost? I thought you said goat!!!"
     
  18. kskboys

    kskboys Well-Known Member

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    Is this thread about replacing ur pecker?
     
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  19. GeauxAggie972

    GeauxAggie972 Active Member

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    Who's life story is that on this board?
     
  20. Xelda

    Xelda Well-Known Member

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    ?
    It's either going to be ksk's or ES's story. The rest of us try to keep our noses clean. You've gotten ksk to tell a joke, he's welcoming you with arms open wide! Proceed with caution. You fit in so well, I'm surprised the others aren't giving you grief for taking so long to join. Don't forget to like everything Coach says after you've acquired your like button. He's threatened to haunt us if we don't.
     

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