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[Londonboy]

I did. Xelda and I were wondering why you weren't gracing us with your smartassery.

Had to go out and "Enjoy" an evening of Karaoke

 

[Runwildboys]

Had to go out and "Enjoy" an evening of Karaoke

I'm sorry to hear that...........but not as sorry as you were.

 

[Trouty]

Still no like button, gonna have to start humping legs around here to get some posting privileges

you need to post in the fan zone, aggie. once you hit an arbitrary amount of posts in the main forum, our overlords will grant you the almighty Like button.

sometimes reality will grant the Like button sooner, as was the case when many of the members in this thread migrated here from the site they came from... but generally, posting in the main forum is what will get you the button faster.

and you're very funny and spunky, you'll be fine on the main forum. people here are generally cool with new members, and the *******s that go after them, generally get called out.

as President of the James Hanna Fan Club™, go in there and rep your boy

 

[kskboys]

This guy's a new member, and he's posted more than all the other new members put together.......and he's got a sense of humor! I'm thinking about making him "Official New Guy of the PJG"......or "Official Car Wash Assistant to ES of the PJG". Any other thoughts?

Official leg humpin' possum eatin' nekkid car washin' gigglebritches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Runwildboys]

Official leg humpin' possum eatin' nekkid car washin' gigglebritches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, but you get to be the one to etch it on his office door!

 

[G2]

This guy's a new member, and he's posted more than all the other new members put together.......and he's got a sense of humor! I'm thinking about making him "Official New Guy of the PJG"......or "Official Car Wash Assistant to ES of the PJG". Any other thoughts?

Insu:est CC gives him an exam first

 

[Runwildboys]

Insu:est CC gives him an exam first

Okay, but I think CC only has leather gloves left.

 

[Xelda]

We were starting to get worried about you two. Runny has been running interference by himself.

 

[Xelda]

There's a Thread called "How do I become a Full Member of Cowboyzone" tagged "Read This".
Have You thought about...ur….reading it?

You don't have to actually read it, just click on it. That's the word on the street anyway.

 

[kskboys]

Okay, but I think CC only has leather gloves left.

I'm not understanding your point.

 

[Ranched]

Born and raised a Cowboys fan since 1986 and finally found some time to peruse the message boards. Hope to enjoy my time here

That's nice, but this is the Eagles boards!!!!

 

[CouchCoach]

OMG, could you imagine that? Now I'm picturing the scene in Ghost where Patrick Swayze is continually singing Henry VIII to Whoopie, only @CouchCoach would just be droning on and on about booze, bacon, and his favorite bands!

Begging your pardon, but I would not drone. I would be accompanied by moaning and groaning with occasional smacking right in your ear.

 

[CouchCoach]

Good one Runny! Coach will find out what our least favorite music is and sing that to us. Coach, please don't sing any Beatles songs to me.

For you? Of course not. Van Halen's Greatest Hits by Tiny Tim. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tiptoe to the teacher.

 

[Runwildboys]

For you? Of course not. Van Halen's Greatest Hits by Tiny Tim. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tiptoe to the teacher.

LOL

 

[CouchCoach]

DANG! You're almost as CouchCoachy as @CouchCoach. Has anyone seen @Streetwise lately? (Relax GA he's one of us and we want him to meet you.) Focus is back on you GA!

Xelda, stop complimenting GA until he gets his Like button.

 

[CouchCoach]

This guy's a new member, and he's posted more than all the other new members put together.......and he's got a sense of humor! I'm thinking about making him "Official New Guy of the PJG"......or "Official Car Wash Assistant to ES of the PJG". Any other thoughts?

Guide on the Nude Cake Walk.

 

[Xelda]

That's nice, but this is the Eagles boards!!!!

DABZ! FIFTEEN YARDS AND LOSS OF DOWN FOR TAUNTING!!!!!!

 

[kskboys]

I hate mice.

 

[Xelda]

For you? Of course not. Van Halen's Greatest Hits by Tiny Tim. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tiptoe to the teacher.

Oh my..... No movie or book could possible grasp the full horror of this type of haunting. Take your vitamins and eat your vegetables, Coach. Don't take the escalator, climb those stairs, walk at least 4 miles a day and no more smoking, drinking or eating meat! You have to outlive us all now.

Begging your pardon, but I would not drone. I would be accompanied by moaning and groaning with occasional smacking right in your ear.

Runny will have to fly the Pope in just to run you off. Start stocking up on holy water and cotton balls, Runny. @CouchCoach has thought this haunting crap through. I guess the good thing is we'll have peace when he's travelling back and forth to torture us.

Xelda, stop complimenting GA until he gets his Like button.

Good point. I don't know what I was thinking.

 

[CouchCoach]

I hate mice.

All of them? Mickey? Minnie? How about Mr. Jingles, the mouse from The Green Mile? Rodentaphobia can be debilitating if not treated.