Okay, let's talk about how I was all over that thread shall we? Can you handle the truth? I doubt it, but we'll try.
Thread begun at 4:45 am my time. I was not the author. You post a total of twelve (12) times before I say even 1 word about it.
I finally post on the subject 51 hours later. That's right sister, FIFTY ONE hours later. Man, that is me all over that thread. Wow, I was out of control. It must have bene the hormones.
1st post, page 5 of the thread, 64 posts in. You have almost 20% of the total posts to that point in the thread in a forum of over 3000 members at that time. Who was all over that thread? Hmm.
Topic of my 1st post? An article from ESPN.com's forums via The Ranch Report that the deal was possibly not dead. Now let's ask why would I post that? I don't know, it's a Cowboys forum and it was Cowboys news. String me up I just committed a felony, I should have talked about the Patriots, the 3-4, Ty Law or something Nors is interested in talking about. Silly me, he already has 12 posts about the topic, it sure seems to me he was interested.
Six (6) more posts from you before I say anything else. Page 7, post 98. What do I talk about? It appears The Ranch Report is upset at me and I respond that I am not worried. Why am I not worried? Because I did not take it from their paid content. Meanwhile you are still running close to 20% of the content of this thread. I still say you must have been interested in this topic.
2 posts later, #100 of thread, I respond to you and your seeming glee that perhaps I am in trouble for doing something illegal. I assure you that I am not in trouble. Look at me, I am running with scissors out of control.
You post 2 more times before I am all over this thread again at post #107. The topic I post on is pretty telling. I explain why I am not in trouble for posting this article on this site. Someone make me stop. I can't stop talking about Darren Howard. Wait a minute, I haven't said anything about him yet. I posted an article and I've posted on why I don't feel threatened. Strange.
I'm back in neck deep in post #111 where I explain to another poster what would make me pay for "inside information" services. I know this sounds strange, but I still have not posted about Darren Howard. Beginning to sense your diagnosis is nonsense yet? If not, you should.
You fire yet another scud and I respond in post #116 to a poster who is wise to what you are doing. I even use the word "agenda." Still don't mention Darren Howard though.
Finally, you reply to me so I respond to you. In post #118. Do I say we're getting Howard, or that I want us to get Howard? Uh, that would be a no. I explain to you why Darren Howard is your agenda. Did a damn good job of it too.
Well, now you and I are in a debate and you say something stupid. That seems to happen a lot when we mix it up. Usually it is a wild statement that I challenge you to back up with a poignant fact and you run and hide and yell "bring it." This time you make the ridiculous claim that the 4-3 doesn't pose problems to offenses and I responded with a History lesson. Post #122 of the thread. I still haven't been a shill for Darren Howard.
Post #125 I respond to someone else, but still don't talk about Howard.
Two more responses from you and I again respond to you this time. Post #128 where I point out that you are evading the points I was making. Holy cow, I predicted that would happen didn't I? Son of a gun, I need a lottery ticket.
Post #129, I take a shot at you and bring up Ty Law not our FS. How crass of me. I mean after all you've only shown your emotions a dozen or so times by telling people that Howard is still a Saint. Coincidentally you're still singing that tune to this day as evidenced in this thread. What do we call that boys and girls? Can you say "agenda?" Say it with me...agenda.
4 more posts by you before I chime in again. Do I even address the topic? Nope. I make a remark about a silly way to post. #141 for evidence.
3 more posts by you before I say something else. Post #151 and I respond to your demands that the thread be unstickied. BTW, the thread was originally stickied to remind posters to post links or sources for the articles and rumors they were posting. It turned into a Darren Howard thread but that isn't why it was posted and it isn't why it was stickied. Funny how the truth of that shoots your conspiracy whining all to hell. But I digress. Let's get back to the topic. Me being all over that thread.
Post #153 I correct someone on my nationality. Still haven't said one word about Darren Howard being a Cowboy.
Post #156 I again respond to say I don't think we will acquire him for New Orleans price demands. It is the first time in the thread that I actually have anything to say about Darren Howard. 4 and a half days after the thread was born I mention the possibility we will acquire him, but I say not at their price. I should have been in a straight jacket and handcuffs. I was all over that thread.
Post #158 I give you credit for finally getting it and say that the deal could happen if they meet in the middle, but if the Saints don't lower their demands it won't happen. It's right there..."not at the demand price."
At that point in time I am done with the thread and do not post again. You on the other hand post 10 more times. Tell me again, I was "all over that thread." Dude, how hypocritical are you? You posted nearly 1/4 of the posts in that thread but have the audacity to say I was "all over it." I'd say it was the pot calling the kettle black but even that falls way short.
Only 1 poster has a post on every page of that thread. Look in the mirror and take a guess who it was. You have as many posts as me for the whole thread in just the last 3 pages of the thread.
Face it sister, you are obsessed with Darren Howard. Do a quick search. I'll bet that of the last 100 times his name has been brought up other than this thread it is you doing it 90% of the time or better. That is what we call obsession. You got it bad for him son. I suggest cold showers.
You're the funniest spin doctor ever. Lots of threads get stickied. I never have seen you whine about any other thread getting stickied in 3 years. You cry about a lot of stuff, but stickied threads is not something that usually brings out your pacifier and blankie.
For 5 months you've pointed fingers at me over this thread being stickied and my desires to acquire Darren Howard. Your accusations just got flushed by the very post and thread you decided to cite as "evidence."
Karma is a funny thing ain't it?
