If only Jerry Jones could realize how stupid he looks when he talks publicly about “how negotiations are going” with any player in any contract situation. He seems to think that he’s giving fans important updates. No one cares how contract negotiations are going. No one. What matters to fans? Either getting a deal done (or not) and moving on. Period. Give us the best players we can fit under the cap that help us win.
I honestly believe Jerry thinks it’s all part of the entertainment process he so loves. It not only doesn‘t work, in fact it often drives a player and their agent to dig their heels in deeper. Rarely do you see a player’s agent come out and speak publicly about “how the negotiations are going”.
And as far as fans go, I can only speak for me but I could not care less what JJ thinks about anyone’s contract negotiations. Probably 99% of what he’s saying is pure bull excrement. What matters to fans? Either getting a deal done (or not) and moving on. Period. Just shut up Jerry and give us the best team you can. Contract negotiations are not entertaining.
The BEST deals for both sides usually happen quickly and with almost no public comments made by either side. Contract negotiations are not entertaining. Give us the best team you can as soon as possible. We don’t need no stinking’ updates, lol.
As a Cowboys fan, here is my list of what’s important.
1. The team being the most profitable - As much as I have enjoyed our five Super Bowl wins, nothing compares to the thrill of being the most profitable.
2. I love having the curtains open at home games to blind our own players, esp during the playoffs where one play can be the difference between winning and losing.
3. I’m thrilled to hear the voice of our Fuhrer on his weekly interview. The constant chattering to the media is what sets Jerry apart from all the other loser owners.
4. Rowdy, introduced in 1996 represents the beginning of a historic playoff draught brought on by the refs cheated us, the ball not bouncing our way, and a huge conspiracy to prevent our Fuhrer from winning a divisional playoff game.
5. Finally, what fan isn’t thrilled to see Jerry in his head coaching outfit he dons every training camp. What a sight to behold. But don’t ask Jerry to remove his hat during the national anthem. He’s not that patriotic and besides his toupee might come off.
6. Spending a fortune on season tickets, SWAG, and of course Gene Jones Jeans for the wife at the Victoria Secret at the stadium.