As a Cowboys fan, here is my list of what’s important.
1. The team being the most profitable - As much as I have enjoyed our five Super Bowl wins, nothing compares to the thrill of being the most profitable.
2. I love having the curtains open at home games to blind our own players, esp during the playoffs where one play can be the difference between winning and losing.
3. I’m thrilled to hear the voice of our Fuhrer on his weekly interview. The constant chattering to the media is what sets Jerry apart from all the other loser owners.
4. Rowdy, introduced in 1996 represents the beginning of a historic playoff draught brought on by the refs cheated us, the ball not bouncing our way, and a huge conspiracy to prevent our Fuhrer from winning a divisional playoff game.
5. Finally, what fan isn’t thrilled to see Jerry in his head coaching outfit he dons every training camp. What a sight to behold. But don’t ask Jerry to remove his hat during the national anthem. He’s not that patriotic and besides his toupee might come off.
6. Spending a fortune on season tickets, SWAG, and of course Gene Jones Jeans for the wife at the Victoria Secret at the stadium.