Now Danny wants to host a Super Bowl?

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Will Washington, DC Ever Host a Super Bowl?
Posted May 25th 2007 10:12AM
by Ryan Wilson

The Washington Times' Dan Daly thinks that Dallas North Texas winning the 2011 Super Bowl is a signal for Commanders owner Dan Snyder to start pimping Washington, DC as a potential host for the Big Game.

The problem, of course, is that the Super Bowl has very little to do with football: it's about making as much money as possible. To that end, most tickets go to corporate sponsors, as a nice little thank-you for their business. Last February, it rained through four quarters of the Super Bowl and inclement weather doesn't mix well with tailor-made suits (and no, a team jersey with your name on the back doesn't count). The empty seats were a testament to that.

This is why a cold-weather city with an outdoor stadium will never, ever get a Super Bowl. I don't consider Washington, DC a cold-weather city -- it's south of the Mason-Dixon line, after all -- but the average February high is 47 degrees with over six inches of snow. Not exactly tropical.

One option has Snyder building a temporary roof for FedEx Field. And while it sounds far-fetched, this is exactly what Kansas City was considering last year. But there's a bigger problem than the logistics that go with slapping a cover on a 92,000-seat stadium: traffic.

Yes, every major city has traffic, and yes it is always an issue at the Super Bowl. But unlike the North Texas site -- which was designed around the automobile -- FedEx Field was plopped down just outside the city limits as an afterthought. And with no real regard for the transportation-related headaches that would result.

Knowing Snyder (and I don't, so take that for what it's worth), if he wants the Super Bowl to come to DC, he won't be deterred by something as mundane as parking or stadium-covering tarps. But instead of working with local government officials to make the stadium more accessible -- more roads into FedEx, more parking lots ... whatever -- I fully expect him to do something outrageous and totally unnecessary. Like build a weather machine. Because the guy who controls the weather controls the world. Or something.

Update: Hogs Haven has more here. And as UM points out in the comments, Danny may not need that weather machine if the Commanders build a new retractable-roof stadium in the city in the next few years.
 

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It's time Dan lost his cool
from The Washington Times'
By Dan Daly
May 24, 2007

Time to put a lid on FedEx Field -- a sunroof, a Brock-A-Brella, a temporary toupee, something to keep it nice and comfy in early February. What happened at the NFL meetings Tuesday simply cannot go unanswered. Dallas (OK, Arlington, Texas) gets a Super Bowl? Where's ours?

Of course, Dan Snyder has been talking about this possibility for a while. He knows the league isn't going to give Washington the Ultimate Game if there's any chance Jack Frost will crash the party, so he has looked into furnishing his stadium with some kind of short-term cover. I'd be surprised if he didn't intensify those efforts now, given his competitive, ego-driven nature. In fact, Dan probably wants the Super Bowl so bad, he'd trade his Commanders belt buckle for it.

And really, why wouldn't the NFL want to have the Super Bowl here? D.C. is among the most maniacal of football markets, and FedEx has 92,000 seats ... plus loads of luxury boxes. Snyder might even be able to enlist help from Congress, get it to throw in an Anti-Trust Exemption To Be Named Later. How could the owners refuse that?

(And if they did, well, Dan could always talk Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes into singing the national anthem -- with Suri doo-wopping in the background.)

It's those 92,000 seats, though, that would be Washington's biggest selling point -- just as it was the 100,000 seats in the Cowboys' under-construction stadium that landed Super Bowl 45 for North Texas. The second-place finisher, Indianapolis, is building a new dome for the Colts that has room for "only" 70,000; that's quite a bit less ticket revenue, about $25 million less.

Indy will be given the game one of these years -- as a reward for providing the Colts with a $675 million playground. But the Cowboys' $1 billion palace figures to be fitted into the regular Super Bowl rotation because, as we all know, NFL owners like to make money. (Indeed, when I think of the owners this week, huddling in the counting house, I think of Sir Larry Wildman's famous line to Gordon Gekko in "Wall Street": "Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D.")

A funny thing has happened to the Super Bowl in the last decade or so: It's gotten smaller. Oh, it's still as big an event as ever, but the crowds that actually get to see the game aren't as large as they once were. Why? Because Los Angeles is no longer in the league, that's why.

When the Rams skedaddled to St. Louis in 1995, they eliminated L.A. as a Super Bowl site. (The NFL isn't going to stage its main event in an area that refuses to supply its team with Adequate Housing.) This has proved costly, because the Rose Bowl and L.A. Coliseum have hosted the six largest crowds in the game's history -- all of them over 90,000 and four over 100,000. Since the SB 27 in Pasadena, which drew 98,374, the best-attended Super Bowl has been Numero 39 in Jacksonville. The turnstile count that day was a mere 78,125.

So you can see why Jerry Jones' megastadium is so attractive. You can also see why Roger Goodell, the young commissioner with fresh ideas, would talk about playing a Super Bowl overseas someday. Yes, it would further internationalize American football -- and plant some serious seed in Europe -- but it would have other benefits as well. I mean, have you seen the size of some of those soccer stadiums over there? Wembley seats 90,000; Camp Nou in Barcelona has an even larger capacity -- nearly 100,000. That's a lot of euros, no matter how the tickets are priced.

If I'm Dan Snyder, I'm putting Art Monk's Hall of Fame candidacy on the back burner and concentrating my energies on getting a Super Bowl for Washington. All that's required is a little outside-the-box thinking, one of Dan's specialties. Maybe he can buy the roof of the RCA Dome, before Indy demolishes it, and thumbtack it to FedEx. Or maybe he can enclose the stadium in a Gigantic Plastic Bubble. (I'm pretty sure I saw one for sale on eBay.) Or maybe he can spend the next few years promoting global warming.

There's gotta be a way. After all, Detroit -- Detroit! -- has been a Super Bowl venue. So have Minneapolis and Atlanta, hardly tropical climes in midwinter. So why not D.C.? We just have to put our heads together, come up with a plan.

Kidnap the National Weather Service? Turn FedEx into the World's Largest Roll-Top Desk? I'm just thinking out loud here.
 

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Nice articles, Gryphon!

Poor little Midget and his RedStink sheep...always wanting to be on the porch with the big dogs...
 

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Dallas (OK, Arlington, Texas) gets a Super Bowl?
Did... did he just diss the Cowboys because the new stadium is in Arlington? So, if FedEx field ever hosts a Super Bowl, is he going to say, "Washington (OK, Landover, MD) gets a Super Bowl"?

Landover may be closer to D.C. than Arlington is to Dallas, but at least fans in Dallas, Texas do not have to cross their state line to get to Arlington. Most of the District of Columbia physically rests in the state of Maryland, but fans in D.C. have to cross into Maryland (e.g. cross the D.C. border) to get to Landover.

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ArmchairRedskin;1511299 said:
You guys know it's inevitable.

I could care less if DC hosts a Superbowl......As long as Snyder is running that team they won't be playing in it so its all good with me.
 

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ArmchairRedskin;1511299 said:
You guys know it's inevitable.


Jerry Jones could start playing girls on his football team...and guess what?

The Lil Midget would too!

Hey, I wonder...if they do get a SuperBowl, I wonder who the poor shmuks are that have to sit behind the concrete pillers during the whole game?

:rolleyes:
 

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This is nothing new. Snyder has lobbied to bring the Super Bowl to DC since his first year as owner.

Cold weather + No dome = No Super Bowl.
 
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Thehoofbite;1511303 said:
I could care less if DC hosts a Superbowl......As long as Snyder is running that team they won't be playing in it so its all good with me.



Because you guys have had so much success since Jimmy's team lost it's stars, right?

How fun would it be to have a 2011 Commanders team reppin the NFC in the Dallas stadium? :)
 
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5Stars;1511307 said:
Jerry Jones could start playing girls on his football team...and guess what?

The Lil Midget would too!

Hey, I wonder...if they do get a SuperBowl, I wonder who the poor shmuks are that have to sit behind the concrete pillers during the whole game?

:rolleyes:



Cowboys fans! Duh !
 

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ArmchairRedskin;1511309 said:
Because you guys have had so much success since Jimmy's team lost it's stars, right?

How fun would it be to have a 2011 Commanders team reppin the NFC in the Dallas stadium? :)

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ArmchairRedskin;1511310 said:
Cowboys fans! Duh !


Uh...this is a Cowboy site, duh....!

5 - 11 baby...sleep on that!

Hey, someone told me a joke.

What does a puppy and a RedStink fan have in common?

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After a week, the puppy stops whining!

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Green28;1511308 said:
This is nothing new. Snyder has lobbied to bring the Super Bowl to DC since his first year as owner.

Cold weather + No dome = No Super Bowl.




Yeah that's the problem. The logistics of adding an inflatible dome are no little speed bump. It's a major undertaking.

You guys act as if the Danny had no aspirations to host the SB until JJ did it. You're only fooling yourselves. Danny and JJ are pretty good friends outside of twice a year.
 

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ArmchairRedskin;1511309 said:
Because you guys have had so much success since Jimmy's team lost it's stars, right?

How fun would it be to have a 2011 Commanders team reppin the NFC in the Dallas stadium? :)

You certainly are a great dreamer, aren't you?

:lmao2: :lmao2:
 
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