Unless you want to accumulate a long list of examples of the Dallas Cowboys's acts of corruption and depredation, this letter may become a bit monotonous. However, I indubitably do hope you read it all the way through because no one -- except the Dallas Cowboys, so high on its own hallucinations that it believes them to be real -- can seriously believe that skin color means more than skill and gender is more impressive than genius. Before I say anything else, let me remind it that by refusing to act, by refusing to pursue virtue and knowledge, we are giving it the power to manipulate everything and everybody.
It seems to me that the Dallas Cowboys is both unbridled and contentious. Now there's a dangerous combination if I've ever seen one. I don't mean to scare you, but the Dallas Cowboys makes a lot of exaggerated claims. All of these claims need to be scrutinized as carefully as a letter of recommendation from a job applicant's mother. Consider, for example, the Dallas Cowboys's claim that the world is crying out to labor beneath its firm but benevolent heel. The fact of the matter is that dichotomous thinking has stymied its ability to reach solutions. To pretend otherwise is nothing but hypocrisy and unwillingness to face the more unpleasant realities of life.
The Dallas Cowboys once had the audacity to tell me that I'm too nettlesome to address the continued social injustice shown by salacious, repulsive cowards. My riposte was that in the Old Testament, the Book of Kings relates how the priests of Baal were slain for deceiving the people. I'm not suggesting that there be any contemporary parallel involving the Dallas Cowboys, but when the Dallas Cowboys repeated over and over the rumor that we can change the truth if we don't like it the way it is, its legates, never too difficult to fool, swallowed it. (The merits of its practices won't be discussed here because they lack merit.) Anyhow, I guess I've run out of things to say, so let me just leave you with one parting wish: Together, may we take steps against the whole pathetic brotherhood of subhuman degenerates.