Octuple (8) Plat guarantee win over Rams

[ShortRound]

Has Dak ever received an Octuple guarantee? I question your loyalties @GORICO

 

[Cowpolk]

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster...
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free.

Trike Patrol Oops never heard of that honest

 

[MoistMayonnaise]

 

[Jake]

Due to your disastrous past platinum predictions, if you are incorrect with yet another one, I will have no choice but to bench you for 24 hours time.

@GORICO asked me to do that in a game chat - I think it was Cincinnati - if the Cowboys blew it late. Thankfully, Dallas prevailed so I didn't have to make that call.

 

[Asklesko]

Welp, there goes the win streak

 

[john van brocklin]

Do to overwhelming desire for a PLAT ( 1 guy ...+ me=2 )....fellow zoners of Greatest team of all time

its time to roll out the OCTUPLE PLAT gurantee win over the "lambs" oh i mean rams....do not care

what any Vegas line says.....this is a guarantee outright win....none of that point spread stuff....

Dont care if its Cooper Clutch ( even though in reality he did throw 2 picks called back ) or our

Beloved "DaK"....our offense will be improved and our defense chumping at the bit to settle score

when Ramsey "totally flopped" against Gallup and got OPI first game of 2019.....there will be more

Cowboy fans at their stadium anyway so in reality its a semi-home game.....besides you all know i m

incurable "HOMER" ane would NEVER bet against cowboys....so gents lets have fund Spank the bookie

and go into Philly 4-1????

Should've been titanium

 

[john van brocklin]

Get your popcorn ready!!

 

[Fletch]

Ahh yes. Blacklist!

 

[TequilaCowboy]

Thanks for guaranteeing our loss. You sir are not a Cowboys fan.

More like somewhere in between Chicken Little and Baghdad Bob.

 

[fivetwos]

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster...
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free.

Love that song.

The ABBA dudes wrote it.

 

[morat1959]

We’re doomed!

 

[noshame]

Ok I'm in

 

[VaqueroTD]

 

[RodeoJake]

Octuple sounds like a crippled octopus

 

[darthseinfeld]

Do to overwhelming desire for a PLAT ( 1 guy ...+ me=2 )....fellow zoners of Greatest team of all time

its time to roll out the OCTUPLE PLAT gurantee win over the "lambs" oh i mean rams....do not care

what any Vegas line says.....this is a guarantee outright win....none of that point spread stuff....

Dont care if its Cooper Clutch ( even though in reality he did throw 2 picks called back ) or our

Beloved "DaK"....our offense will be improved and our defense chumping at the bit to settle score

when Ramsey "totally flopped" against Gallup and got OPI first game of 2019.....there will be more

Cowboy fans at their stadium anyway so in reality its a semi-home game.....besides you all know i m

incurable "HOMER" ane would NEVER bet against cowboys....so gents lets have fund Spank the bookie

and go into Philly 4-1????

Thought for a second you were announcing that you were going to be an Octo-Dad

 

[bayeslife]

GORICO you mustn’t go higher than 8, you are playing with forces you don’t understand

 

[Red Dragon]

Gorico, your platinum guarantees have a success rate of only 40% or so.

 

[guag]

What will the Philly guarantee be? A Dectuple Dilithium guarantee?

 

[black label]

triple parley bra

 

[Floatyworm]

Well that's a loss....