Considering your level of hate for Garrett, that conversation must have been something like this...
Garrett:
"I'm the man. I'm Smarter than you (Princeton), I must know more football because I'm the Cowboys HC and you're a HS coach. I met another one of you HS coaches or he might have been a janitor, they're the same to me. How much do you guys make? About 75K? That's my wife's monthly clothes budget...not that we really have a budget.
Jerry said we could provide free beer for you HS guys but my wife (Brill) reminded me that the lower class tends to riot when given alcohol."