I have visions of sirens at valley ranch, Ed werder in a somber tone anouncing, Ray Lewis is being charged with the murder of Terrel Owens. It is being reported that Keith Davis can expect full recovery from the stray bullet that penetrated his buttocks while innocently playing dominoes as the fight between Ray-lo and T.O. unfolded. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones in honor of T.O.'s untimely demise has ordered the championship banners to be lowered to half mast. Emmitt Smith expressed his outrageousness at only flying half the masks and had me read a text message he received saying , had it been a white guy murdered all of the mask would been lowered. My sources have confirmed the text came from Hall of famer Deion Sanders. A few more notes from Valley Ranch Boomer , Greg Ellis is reportedly unhappy with his role as the getaway driver to Ray-lo and is demanding a meeting with Jerry as soon as he returns from posting bail for the alleged gunman. He cites feeling disrespected that he had no get bailed out of jail clauses in his contract and has been in contact with Ray-lo's agent after subsequently firing his agent today. The shouting you here behind me boom is a fan they call Cowboy Chris he is apparently upset that I am responsible for the death of T.O. and that if God doesn't punish me, Patrick Crayton will come to my house and piss all over my yard and my clothes. He then stated that at least I will smell like a man. It's been a slow day here at Valley Ranch Boomer now back to you and Tom on THE BLITZ.
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