Old I love beer. A lot

[haleyrules]

Always welcome at Trouty's anyway dave! You make it a better place, bro
Though we get to do this for a minute

Now I have to find a Fast Times gif.

You ain't kidding.

 

[dallasdave]

If we laugh, you can just say this

Haley just wanted to be in the movie with me, and
Phoebe Cates

 

[dallasdave]

You ain't kidding.

 

[DFWJC]

Haley just wanted to be in the movie with me, and
Phoebe Cates

 

[dallasdave]

 

[dallasdave]

WOW

 

[dallasdave]

guess everyone lft the tavern

 

[haleyrules]

Not everyone...

 

[haleyrules]

Take it off. Thats very..ah...solid looking!!

 

[haleyrules]

If we laugh, you can just say this

Yep. Too funny!!

 

[Ranching]

What a day boys. I was just heading out this morning...when some young boy maybe 22 yrs old stopped in my driveway with a young female pittbull wild in heat and wants to bred her with my boy! I says OK...Lets do it. So this maniac just lets her loose out of the bsck of his trunk...wth. my boy is chained up...but, with that certain aroma he goes nuts breaks loose and then the fight starts...the female nearly chews his head off!! Theres blood everywhere...before l get hold of his chsin and drag him away. It ain't exactly love at first sight with dogs in heat more like love after a few bites!! I wanted to kick this idiot in the nutts!! Anyway, got a leash on her and rapped it around a small tree so she couldn't move her head to bite...first time out for her... and after a little human help got the job done. He's bringing her back tomorrow for round two...stay tuned!! What a life!! People!!

I went to a few parties like that when I was in college.

 

[haleyrules]

I went to a few parties like that when I was in college.

Ha!! This l believe!!

 

[Ranching]

Unreal brother. There is no end to human stupidity! This boy never bred a pitty before and it was her first time out! Always with those dogs you must use caution for your own protection. Dogs, when they are juiced up for breeding are not normal. I always tie the femsles head secure first! You have to help them...they chew the hands off you!! Anywsy, this boy learned..he was very lucky..he was way too close to the male...that dog when going in for the kill is a nasty bastid!! Best not to stand between a pitty and his skin. Yes, l had to sow up his head after...lots of serious holes around his one eye..plenty of damage to his face! Anyway, he enjoyed himself!! lol.

He's probably kicking back smoking a cigarette right now. Lol

 

[Ranching]

Nobody in my family knows how to drive a stick shift.

It's easy, just put your hand around the knob and move it up and down.

 

[haleyrules]

It's easy, just put your hand around the knob and move it up and down.

. I bet he has that part down!!

 

[Ranching]

. I bet he has that part down!!

Probably thinking of Phoebe Cates whiles he's doing it"

 

[haleyrules]

Probably thinking of Phoebe Cates whiles he's doing it"

Ah..l know l am!!

 

[dallasdave]

Take it off. Thats very..ah...solid looking!!

 

[dallasdave]

. I bet he has that part down!!

 

[dallasdave]

Ah..l know l am!!