Only the Cowboys or Raiders would be dumb enough to embrace the Deion/Shadeur circus

GimmeTheBall! · Saturday at 5:32 PM

Me beloved ruffians and misfits, I ask you with plausible earnestness:
Shadeur "Lil' Neon" Sanders --- What GM wants the headaches associated with a celebrity player who owes millions in civil damages and brings a micromanaging helicopter dad such as Neon Deion Sanders?
(Dillon Gabriel of Oregon is our best bet with our top 5 pick in the draft.)

I foresee the following exchanges once Yoda buys into the Circus act.

Neon: "Why the hell are you not showcasing my son's running ability?"

Yoda: "We want to showcase our new RB instead."
Neon: "Well, JerConium, tha is stupid!"
Yoda: "Yes sir."

Neon: "Why can't your line protect me son! We feel disrespected!"
Yoda: "We are really trying, sir!"

Shadeur: "Jerconium, I want a Deion Sanders Night at the stadium. With fireworks. Beyonce, free nachos, a jet fly-by and free tickets to all me ex-teammates and one for the guy who sued me in court.:"
Yoda" "I am writing it down ... Beyonce ...nachos ..."

Neon: "Shadeur is missing a gold earring and matching gold chain from the locker room that say All Universe All Time! Don't you have security???!????!?!?".
Yoda: "We'll get right on it, sir, we have insurance to cover the $3 million loss of yours."

Neon: "We want a VIP suite next to yours so I can yell play suggestions to you!"
Yoda: "Aww, Deion, just kiss me hard!"

DickWhitman · Saturday at 6:54 PM

Better than the garbage of the last 28 years. I'm NOT against it.

BlueStar22 · Saturday at 7:11 PM

Yall couldn't handle Sheduer...

big dog cowboy · Saturday at 7:23 PM

Not happening.

pitt33 · Saturday at 7:36 PM

Don’t waste your time.

Jerry isn’t drafting a quarterback. Even this one. They’ve hitched their wagon to the stiff who’s on IR.

Bill B will be the coach. Vrabel DC.

Flamma · Saturday at 8:26 PM

If Belichick wants to beat Don Shula's record, any decent team will do. But if he wants to win a championship without Brady, Dallas isn't the place to coach.

ShiningStar · Saturday at 9:19 PM

we arent looking for the SB, so something has to bring attention.

Jerry loves his monkeys

Chasing6 · Saturday at 9:28 PM

GimmeTheBall! said:
Me beloved ruffians and misfits, I ask you with plausible earnestness:
Shadeur "Lil' Neon" Sanders --- What GM wants the headaches associated with a celebrity player who owes millions in civil damages and brings a micromanaging helicopter dad such as Neon Deion Sanders?
(Dillon Gabriel of Oregon is our best bet with our top 5 pick in the draft.)

I foresee the following exchanges once Yoda buys into the Circus act.

Neon: "Why the hell are you not showcasing my son's running ability?"

Yoda: "We want to showcase our new RB instead."
Neon: "Well, JerConium, tha is stupid!"
Yoda: "Yes sir."

Neon: "Why can't your line protect me son! We feel disrespected!"
Yoda: "We are really trying, sir!"

Shadeur: "Jerconium, I want a Deion Sanders Night at the stadium. With fireworks. Beyonce, free nachos, a jet fly-by and free tickets to all me ex-teammates and one for the guy who sued me in court.:"
Yoda" "I am writing it down ... Beyonce ...nachos ..."

Neon: "Shadeur is missing a gold earring and matching gold chain from the locker room that say All Universe All Time! Don't you have security???!????!?!?".
Yoda: "We'll get right on it, sir, we have insurance to cover the $3 million loss of yours."

Neon: "We want a VIP suite next to yours so I can yell play suggestions to you!"
Yoda: "Aww, Deion, just kiss me hard!"

Well we are talking about Jeruh.

rambo2 · Saturday at 9:29 PM

GimmeTheBall! said:
Me beloved ruffians and misfits, I ask you with plausible earnestness:
Shadeur "Lil' Neon" Sanders --- What GM wants the headaches associated with a celebrity player who owes millions in civil damages and brings a micromanaging helicopter dad such as Neon Deion Sanders?
(Dillon Gabriel of Oregon is our best bet with our top 5 pick in the draft.)

I foresee the following exchanges once Yoda buys into the Circus act.

Neon: "Why the hell are you not showcasing my son's running ability?"

Yoda: "We want to showcase our new RB instead."
Neon: "Well, JerConium, tha is stupid!"
Yoda: "Yes sir."

Neon: "Why can't your line protect me son! We feel disrespected!"
Yoda: "We are really trying, sir!"

Shadeur: "Jerconium, I want a Deion Sanders Night at the stadium. With fireworks. Beyonce, free nachos, a jet fly-by and free tickets to all me ex-teammates and one for the guy who sued me in court.:"
Yoda" "I am writing it down ... Beyonce ...nachos ..."

Neon: "Shadeur is missing a gold earring and matching gold chain from the locker room that say All Universe All Time! Don't you have security???!????!?!?".
Yoda: "We'll get right on it, sir, we have insurance to cover the $3 million loss of yours."

Neon: "We want a VIP suite next to yours so I can yell play suggestions to you!"
Yoda: "Aww, Deion, just kiss me hard!"

What are you on?

Ranching · Saturday at 10:09 PM

GimmeTheBall! said:
Me beloved ruffians and misfits, I ask you with plausible earnestness:
Shadeur "Lil' Neon" Sanders --- What GM wants the headaches associated with a celebrity player who owes millions in civil damages and brings a micromanaging helicopter dad such as Neon Deion Sanders?
(Dillon Gabriel of Oregon is our best bet with our top 5 pick in the draft.)

I foresee the following exchanges once Yoda buys into the Circus act.

Neon: "Why the hell are you not showcasing my son's running ability?"

Yoda: "We want to showcase our new RB instead."
Neon: "Well, JerConium, tha is stupid!"
Yoda: "Yes sir."

Neon: "Why can't your line protect me son! We feel disrespected!"
Yoda: "We are really trying, sir!"

Shadeur: "Jerconium, I want a Deion Sanders Night at the stadium. With fireworks. Beyonce, free nachos, a jet fly-by and free tickets to all me ex-teammates and one for the guy who sued me in court.:"
Yoda" "I am writing it down ... Beyonce ...nachos ..."

Neon: "Shadeur is missing a gold earring and matching gold chain from the locker room that say All Universe All Time! Don't you have security???!????!?!?".
Yoda: "We'll get right on it, sir, we have insurance to cover the $3 million loss of yours."

Neon: "We want a VIP suite next to yours so I can yell play suggestions to you!"
Yoda: "Aww, Deion, just kiss me hard!"

Our ringleader could always use a couple of good clowns....we'd have 2 father/son combos! Yuck

CowboysFaninHouston · Saturday at 10:52 PM

GimmeTheBall! said:
Me beloved ruffians and misfits, I ask you with plausible earnestness:
Shadeur "Lil' Neon" Sanders --- What GM wants the headaches associated with a celebrity player who owes millions in civil damages and brings a micromanaging helicopter dad such as Neon Deion Sanders?
(Dillon Gabriel of Oregon is our best bet with our top 5 pick in the draft.)

I foresee the following exchanges once Yoda buys into the Circus act.

Neon: "Why the hell are you not showcasing my son's running ability?"

Yoda: "We want to showcase our new RB instead."
Neon: "Well, JerConium, tha is stupid!"
Yoda: "Yes sir."

Neon: "Why can't your line protect me son! We feel disrespected!"
Yoda: "We are really trying, sir!"

Shadeur: "Jerconium, I want a Deion Sanders Night at the stadium. With fireworks. Beyonce, free nachos, a jet fly-by and free tickets to all me ex-teammates and one for the guy who sued me in court.:"
Yoda" "I am writing it down ... Beyonce ...nachos ..."

Neon: "Shadeur is missing a gold earring and matching gold chain from the locker room that say All Universe All Time! Don't you have security???!????!?!?".
Yoda: "We'll get right on it, sir, we have insurance to cover the $3 million loss of yours."

Neon: "We want a VIP suite next to yours so I can yell play suggestions to you!"
Yoda: "Aww, Deion, just kiss me hard!"

He is exactly what Jerry wants. Cowboys in the headlines

GimmeTheBall! · Saturday at 11:47 PM

rambo2 said:
What are you on?

Durban diesel.

rambo2 · Sunday at 12:01 AM

GimmeTheBall! said:
Durban diesel.

Whatever it is. It's some heavy ****.

coult44 · Sunday at 1:35 AM

At Least Id start going to the games again.

loublue22 · Sunday at 1:51 AM

I think Shedeur will be pretty good.

plasticman · Sunday at 1:54 AM

Its only dumb if their intent is to win consistently and go to the Super Bowl.

Therefore, Jerry Jones is not dumb. He's untrustworthy, deceptive, greedy, inconsiderate, and insincere.

What a show that would be! What a circus in AT&T he could create with the father/son duo!

It wouldn't be dumb. It would be profitable. That spells V-I-C-T-O-R-Y for the only person Jerry cares about.

diamonddelts · Sunday at 2:16 AM

Yet the same guys such as OP welcome undeserved nepotism from the likes of Bill Belichick and his average run of the mill son Brian Belichick. I wonder why?

Streifenkarl · Sunday at 2:49 AM

DickWhitman said:
Better than the garbage of the last 28 years. I'm NOT against it.

Ridiculous. It's just as bad. No thanks. These clowns should take their circus someplace else.

PAPPYDOG · Sunday at 3:44 AM

GimmeTheBall! said:
Me beloved ruffians and misfits, I ask you with plausible earnestness:
Shadeur "Lil' Neon" Sanders --- What GM wants the headaches associated with a celebrity player who owes millions in civil damages and brings a micromanaging helicopter dad such as Neon Deion Sanders?
(Dillon Gabriel of Oregon is our best bet with our top 5 pick in the draft.)

I foresee the following exchanges once Yoda buys into the Circus act.

Neon: "Why the hell are you not showcasing my son's running ability?"

Yoda: "We want to showcase our new RB instead."
Neon: "Well, JerConium, tha is stupid!"
Yoda: "Yes sir."

Neon: "Why can't your line protect me son! We feel disrespected!"
Yoda: "We are really trying, sir!"

Shadeur: "Jerconium, I want a Deion Sanders Night at the stadium. With fireworks. Beyonce, free nachos, a jet fly-by and free tickets to all me ex-teammates and one for the guy who sued me in court.:"
Yoda" "I am writing it down ... Beyonce ...nachos ..."

Neon: "Shadeur is missing a gold earring and matching gold chain from the locker room that say All Universe All Time! Don't you have security???!????!?!?".
Yoda: "We'll get right on it, sir, we have insurance to cover the $3 million loss of yours."

Neon: "We want a VIP suite next to yours so I can yell play suggestions to you!"
Yoda: "Aww, Deion, just kiss me hard!"

My knowledge of college football is limited, but I do know that Deion is a Winner.
Another attribute concerning Deion is that he can deal with and handle Jerry's ego.
His Son I don't know is he a good QB?
I hear he has the drive to WIN games.
I would rather risk this team than Bill or another Yes man.
Deion and Son give you possibly one rock two problems down scenario.

noshame · Sunday at 4:59 AM

Last straw

Only the Cowboys or Raiders would be dumb enough to embrace the Deion/Shadeur circus

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